A girl who from Monday to
Friday is engrossed in political affairs, mathematical conundrums and getting into internationally renowned universities. But as soon as the
clock strikes 3:15pm every
Friday, it is clear to everyone that this girl intends to party hard. She lets her
hair down and spends her weekend engaging in excessive drinking, hard
drugs, smoking and orgies. She likes to prey on exotic fellow intellectuals, often with equally exotic names. (*cough* Pierre *cough*). This near-schizophrenic quality has led her to be deemed either Weekday or Weekend Sarah, dependent on time of week. However in rare cases Weekend and Weekday Sarah can merge to create a super-being. For example "I think I have a cumulative hangover". A clear example of both Weekday and Weekend terms co-operating. In spite of her antics she is a massive academic
success and loyal to her fellow hard-done-by A Level students and friends who can often be overheard in the fishbowl muttering the words 'if only her Cambridge-educated
parents knew'. Her attitude to life is entirely based upon the popular saying 'work hard, play hard'
