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sales

A job or category of jobs where you make lots of money for doing absolutely nothing. Most people who work in sales think they work hard. They make people who actually do work hard (people in manual labor and some management positions) extremely pissed off. In sales you make some phone calls, send a few emails, occasionally close deals and make tons of money. Most of the time people who work in sales make their money by screwing people over and taking their hard earned money by making them think they need the product or service you're selling.
I fucking hate people who work in sales. They sit on their asses all day making phone calls and talking to people. They make a shit ton of money every year and then turn around and bitch about how tough their lives are
by jimmy james jackaroosky April 5, 2011
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salmonberry

To block someone from your AIM buddy list but deny you've done so.
God, that guy won't stop IMing me. I'm going to salmonberry him.
by mefiberry December 12, 2003
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Salissa

A southern lady with a wicked tongue and piercing eyes. Watchout! Of Germanic Origin.
You totally got Salissa'd man. That was harsh.
by Yowzah February 4, 2010
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Sales squid

A derogatory term for a salesman who works in high tech. Frequently seen wearing the blue shirt yellow tie "power dress" combination, as this tends to impress naive non-engineers. The sales squid tends to embody all of the slippery, spineless character flaws typically associated with bad sales people.
Have the sales squids from IBM turned up for the meeting yet?
by klausfiend July 31, 2011
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Salmon Cruncher

I was in Valdez for work, and the salmon crunchers were everywhere!
by Snarkopotomous July 16, 2015
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salmata

Salmata is the full name of a salma she is the exact person as a she just doesn’t get heartbroken cause she learns not what to care of what people think of her
Salmata is Strong

Independent

Unique

Caring

Bossy
Crazy
by Queen6939 September 25, 2018
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salmeen

Someone who is kind, caring and extraordinary beautiful. Being around her always gives joy and happiness. She is the best person ever.
She is an angel, she is salmeen !
by 111_000_111 August 18, 2021
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