If your from The Northestern United States where life is highly competitive then a Red Neck is a Patriotic Prig who is also a Racist. He is the enemy with whom all Minorities must contend. And Yankees don't fratinize with the enemy because they take life entirely too seriously.
If you're from The Southeastern United States where Life is generally laid back then a RedNeck is a country hillbilly who minorities feel uncomfortable being around but will work with if they must. It's just too much trouble to keep up with your enemy.
If you're from The Southeastern United States where Life is generally laid back then a RedNeck is a country hillbilly who minorities feel uncomfortable being around but will work with if they must. It's just too much trouble to keep up with your enemy.
For many Yankees Jeff Foxsworthy is no more a typical Redneck than Richard Pryor was the typical Negroe even when he described himself with the 'N' word. Both are to be regarded only as comedic relief. A true RedNeck was, at one time, George C. Wallace. REMEMBER how the IVY league students greeted him back in the 1960's!
To many Southerners Jeff Foxworthy and the Dukes of Hazard County ARE true RedNecks. All other Conservative Whites is just plain folk.
To many Southerners Jeff Foxworthy and the Dukes of Hazard County ARE true RedNecks. All other Conservative Whites is just plain folk.
by Vincent Michael Kelly April 19, 2006
Get the redneck mug.A person from the southern states inwhich lives a very adventurous life and gets critisized by the Yankees in the Northern states.
YA'LL, THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN..........Dixie '09!, Raise Hell!!
If yens cant tell, Ima redneck so screw off
If yens cant tell, Ima redneck so screw off
by Steven......dont fuck with me!!! December 28, 2005
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A person who occupies the southeastern states and:
1) Is a Republican
2) Flunked out of pre-school
3) Chews tobacco
4) Has a pick-up truck
1) Is a Republican
2) Flunked out of pre-school
3) Chews tobacco
4) Has a pick-up truck
by wakedemons January 15, 2005
Get the Redneck mug.The act of playing home run derby with a toad or frog with a skinny stick (not a baseball bat too easy). Usually pitched by someone else using a shovel.
" Redneck baseball was so fun last night I hit 4 homers."
"When we were playing redneck baseball last time the guts splashed in my face."
"When we were playing redneck baseball last time the guts splashed in my face."
by MRW (the inventor of sport) June 7, 2009
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(1) Their official sport is Nascar. Nascar races are nothing but redneck conventions.
(2) They lack spelling skills.
(3) They can't pronounce things well, hence their accents.
(4) They find duct tape on a car sexy.
(5) They find great potential in 30-40+ year old cars/trucks.
(6) They haven't the slightest clue what sarcasm is.
(7) They think old license plates and coins are great things to colllect.
(8) Some use "fart" as a swear word. (Example: "fart u!++")
(9) Country music is ALL they listen to. Anything else is just a total blasphemy!
(10) Very few are computer literate. The ones who are tend to replace proper punctuation with numbers and plus signs. (Example: "wat r u doin33+")
(11) Incest is a popular passtime among rednecks.
(12) They severely lack logic and reasoning.
(13) Their favorite color is plaid.
(14) Proudly flies the confederate flag.
(15) If a redneck lives on a civil war battleground, he will think that his house is haunted with civil war ghosts.
(16) Roaches, they're not pests, they're a redneck's best friend.
(17) Some tend to keep old Pepsi bottles of urine.
(18) If by small chance they're computer literate, they'll spend hours on eBay looking at old rusted down cars thinking of how much life it has left.
(19) A redneck using MSN Messenger will spam when he is angry or things don't go his way.
(20) They tend to go head over heals over any girl they think is 'cute'
(21) Some who claim to be "proud rednecks" are no longer proud to be redneck once they discover what incest is.
All of these are real based on this one redneck that I know. I'm not making anything up. Examples of how a redneck would talk through MSN Messenger is below
(1) Their official sport is Nascar. Nascar races are nothing but redneck conventions.
(2) They lack spelling skills.
(3) They can't pronounce things well, hence their accents.
(4) They find duct tape on a car sexy.
(5) They find great potential in 30-40+ year old cars/trucks.
(6) They haven't the slightest clue what sarcasm is.
(7) They think old license plates and coins are great things to colllect.
(8) Some use "fart" as a swear word. (Example: "fart u!++")
(9) Country music is ALL they listen to. Anything else is just a total blasphemy!
(10) Very few are computer literate. The ones who are tend to replace proper punctuation with numbers and plus signs. (Example: "wat r u doin33+")
(11) Incest is a popular passtime among rednecks.
(12) They severely lack logic and reasoning.
(13) Their favorite color is plaid.
(14) Proudly flies the confederate flag.
(15) If a redneck lives on a civil war battleground, he will think that his house is haunted with civil war ghosts.
(16) Roaches, they're not pests, they're a redneck's best friend.
(17) Some tend to keep old Pepsi bottles of urine.
(18) If by small chance they're computer literate, they'll spend hours on eBay looking at old rusted down cars thinking of how much life it has left.
(19) A redneck using MSN Messenger will spam when he is angry or things don't go his way.
(20) They tend to go head over heals over any girl they think is 'cute'
(21) Some who claim to be "proud rednecks" are no longer proud to be redneck once they discover what incest is.
All of these are real based on this one redneck that I know. I'm not making anything up. Examples of how a redneck would talk through MSN Messenger is below
"fart u"
"i luv nascar+"
"kewl! a new lisence pl8 arived in the mail today!33+"
"talk ffs u633+"
"3...+"
"i luv nascar+"
"kewl! a new lisence pl8 arived in the mail today!33+"
"talk ffs u633+"
"3...+"
by Unknown March 5, 2005
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