Royal Botten

In poker, when a player's two hole cards are a 2 and a 5 of the same suit.

When Brian realized he was holding a Royal Botten in his hand, he immediately reached under the table and began a furious masturbation session.

by Mr. OFace February 2, 2005

Going royal

When you delete all your social media.

Megan Markle going royal after her became Prince Harris fiancee.

by cecibrazilian May 2, 2018

Royal Dumbass

v. Someone who thinks they are smart, but in reality, are very stupid; a very stupid person.

George W. Bush was a royal dumbass for thinking that the War of Terrorism was a good idea.

by Chachiix March 6, 2010

Kicks Royal Ass

When something or someone is the Ultimate Best Possible Ever!

Having superb adventures Kicks Royal Ass to the Ultimate Mutha~Fuckin' Max!

by Starchylde June 14, 2016

Front royal, VA

Front royal Virginia is a small town with too many people, it is home to wannabe gangsters, loud mouth rednecks compensating for their incredibly small penis’s with large trucks, enough to make any intelligent woman dry as the desert. Heroin addicts and 23 year old wiggers with monster logo tattooed onto their arm standing outside a ghetto apartment complex letting Bentley, Bentley Anne, and little Grayson Huntlee Gunter scream and torment their neighbors. People in front royal LOVE lung cancer, they can’t get enough lung cancer and even like to give it to others in the form of second hand smoke! The only people who aren’t constantly blowing tobacco in your body or windows are hippie hikers who pretend its a quaint mountain town and then drive back into their fancy ass mountain town and don’t have to deal with the town at all besides the typical stupid tourist locations. Please, for the love of god unless you are white trash, NEVER MOVE HERE!!!!!!

Oh? You live in front royal, VA? I...I’m so sorry.

by RedneckSaretheantichrist May 30, 2019

Royal Flush

When you blow your load on chick's face, and then give her an Ace of Spades.

When I was done nailing her, I gave her a Royal Flush.

by Jose Flores September 2, 2007

Royal Pimp Slap

Royal Pimp Slap, is a pimp slap given by a person of royalty while wearing many bejeweled rings. note that a royal pimp slap is often accompanied royal horns announcing the slap.

guy 1: did you watch a pimp named slick backs coronation

guy 2: yeah, he gave the queen of england a royal pimp slap, and knocked that bitch out.

guy 3: daaaamn!

guy 1: that bitch didn't move for 10 minutes, the swagger alone left here dazed.

by kipper big January 11, 2013