African rodeo

When someone runs up to an elephant and graps on to it's 5 foot long penis causing it to flail around, and holds on for as long as possible.

Dude shawn totaly won that African rodeo he hung on for a whole 8.3 seconds.

by Elephant DR. Dick October 21, 2009

One-man rodeo

Phrase defining the act of a male masturbating "western grip" style while standing or, with some level of difficulty, walking.

I totally became a one-man rodeo after seeing that naked hottie through her window as I walked by.

by Saint Cuchulainn January 6, 2009

Soggy Pillow Rodeo

When a man sogs on a pillow that's laying on his stomach, then has his wife/girlfriend/mistress etc ride him and the pillow like he's a bull at the rodeo.

Man 1: Dude, my wife and I had a Soggy Pillow Rodeo last night.

Man 2: Did you tape it?

by jnetleb July 31, 2009

rodeo star

after a few mins of having sex you yell i have aids and jump on the person and see how long you can hold on for

babe i have aids
hold on cowboy its a rodeo star

by kimbim December 18, 2008

Kitty Rodeo

When cats, mainly related or at least of the same household, wrestle and roll around on the floor. In a somewhat violent manner. Resembles a rodeo event, but for cats.
Could also be two cute, young girls scrapping it out, maybe on the school yard or on the dance floor of some "trendy" nightclub where too many Ed Hardy wearing "doods" and douche-bags whip the young nubiles into a Jager-induced frenzy.

#1
Dog person: Look! Your cats are tearing each other up!

Cat person: Relax, it's just a bit of kitty rodeo. Probably just a full moon out.

#2
Ed Hardy wearing moron A: Bra'! Look at those pop-tarts go at it on the floor! Looks like a Kitten Rodeo!

Ed Hardy wearing moron B: Yeah! It's great! I can see that one girrrls snatch, she isn't wearing panties!

EHWM A: Tru dat!

by aspman November 28, 2009

Electric Rodeo

A sex move benefiting the woman. The guy is bound to the bed via handcuffs, rope, or zip ties while the woman rides on top. The woman then applies a stun gun to the guy's ribcage, causing him to thrust about in an unpredictable penetratingly pleasureful way, while simultaneously giving the woman a slight and pleasing electric shock to the vagina.

My man's ribs are so sore from the electric rodeo last night.

by Pone-Doggies April 28, 2011

Reverse Rodeo Clown

After one realizes there is no TP in a public bathroom, they climb up on top of the sink, squat down (backwards) and splash water on their boom hole until clean.

-Dude there is no TP in here.
-Not a big deal, just pull a reverse rodeo clown. I'll be your lookout.

by highlyhumorous July 27, 2011