yorkshire pudding

a formation emerging when a man ejaculates in another man's rectum, and the resulting ejaculate is slowly seeped out forming a concave, yorkshire pudding-shaped crust on the anus

"Dude, is that a popcorn?"

"Nah brah, just a yorkshire pudding from yesterday"

by NorthernBoi69 October 17, 2020

Pudge Pudding

Pudge Pudding comes from a pug, named pudge. His shite looks like pudding. Does not smell or taste like it, I repeat, don't taste it.

A- pudge made more pudge pudding.

by BubbyxxBuBbY December 29, 2020

ryujins_pudding

They are the most amazing fanpage on tik ton rn! They are very kind and loving person, they need all of the support and love in this world!!!!! Go follow them now or else......don't try me🤭

A:why did you not follow

ryujins_pudding?
M: idk they are kind a boring

A: ... i see...
M: what are you doin- AHHHH NO-

(next day person M was found dead)

A: 🤭

by Yunariiia on tiktik January 31, 2021

Using pudding for frosting

One of the cruelest and diabolical examples of gaslighting a parent can delude their child into believing is a real “thing”. IT IS NOT.

The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.

A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.

Although brilliant in every other way, Kevin insisting that using pudding for frosting is acceptable is his way of protecting his inner gaslighted self.

No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?

Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.

by Ultimate Authority May 29, 2021

Bread Pudding

Sex Move:

"When you stick your balls in a vagina with a yeast infection."

"Isn't it weird that restaurants always serve bread pudding as an afterthought?"

by llamasutra November 25, 2021

Taiwanese Pudding Trap

The act of a man shitting out a fourth story window into his partners gaping asshole.

We went out to eat and I gave her the old Taiwanese Pudding trap for dessert.

by bearded_caveman November 28, 2021

Platinum Pudding

A rather large pile of excrement or poo, to ‘do a platinum pudding’ is to defecate.

Elizabeth: I just did a platinum pudding.
Andrew: Goodness, yes I can smell it from here. It must have been a big one!
Elizabeth: Of course! Only platinum puddings are that big.

by LizardFox January 13, 2022