Turd world problems

When you have sat down on the toilet for a shit, and you realise you don't have your smart phone.

Oh for fuck's sake, the turtle is poking his head out, and my phone is downstairs. Turd world problems are the worst.

by bumchutney September 21, 2014

problem

when you blatently did something wrong and got caught you innocently say 'problem?'

Police: you can't skate here!

Skater: Problem officer?

by JonnyLeonard July 26, 2011

probaly

a much higher probability than probably, but less than likely, but not as much as definitely

Justin: i probaly have to go get surgery for my rectum soon
BJ: same

by jackierodz September 5, 2014

probs

short for "probably". used sarcastically.

do you like ashley?
oh, PROBS like ashely. i would never like that bitch!

by that pimp December 28, 2005

probably meat

means - i do not know what will occur

"are you going?"
"probably , are you?"
"probably meat"

by petersamways March 22, 2007

pants problem

the moment a problem occurs in the frontal area of the genetal region in your pants

why are your pants so pointy?
cuz im having a pants problem

by huggle November 25, 2007

Personal Problem

Anything perceived to emotionally disturb the relations of a social relationship.

Just because the explanation was not in your favor and you know the speaker personally does not mean that it was meant to hurt you specifically . Sounds like you have a "personal problem".

by Space Hustle September 22, 2014