phantom

In law: Associate(s) or summer associate(s) included on reimbursement forms for lunch expenses who were not actually present at lunch on the day in question. Utilized for the purpose of evading per diem caps on lunch expenses while consuming gratuitous amounts of food and wine.

Summer associate (SA): (picking up phone) Hello?

Associate (A): Did you go to lunch today?

SA: Yeah, need a phantom?

A: Badly, we went all out at Dorsia this afternoon and I'm way over the budget.

SA: Hmmm. You can always use Zach. No one ever invites him to lunch.

A: Of course! He's the ideal phantom.

by Knut Hamsun January 17, 2009

phantom pooper

Unknown toilet assailant. Someone who renders a public toilet unusable by stuffing paper and often feces in the bowl. Also known as "spiking the guns."

What took you so long?
I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.
Curse you Phantom Pooper!

by amos anon March 30, 2009

phat like a phantom

This just came about because of alliteration really, and phat was getting confused with fat, and phantoms are never fat

P1: I just put safe as milk into urbandictionary.com
P2: No way? That's phat like a phantom

by Keese September 12, 2005

prant

A PG-rated, non-sexual term for a vagina.

Gloria shaved her prant.

by gigglewarts May 5, 2006

phantom shits

1. when you've had a crap and wipe your arse but the sheet comes back clean, and you wonder if you actually went.

2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck

1. "I was running late but I really needed a shit - luckily it was a phantom, so I made it to work bang on time."

2. A - "Hey, you look happy."
B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."

by ~swan August 11, 2005

phantom duke

a phantom duke is done by a person called a phantom duker, the act of phantom duking is when a person excrets in a well populated or traveld area with no sign of them doing it, you can also use it as a threat or for money

i phantom duked the town hall steps then phantom duked on the car and almost got caught

by c,lewis October 24, 2006

Phantom Vibrations

adverb- when your cellphone is in your pocket, and you feel it vibrate, but no one is calling.

(feeling a little vibration on your leg)
'WTF, no one's calling. Must be a fucking phantom vibrations. Ghosts are trying to contact me."

by Polychronic November 17, 2009