the act of having a female with a stoma give u head, once u are about to jizz u stick ur dick in her stoma and ejaculate. the combination of having both a penis and sperm in her stoma should cause her to choke.
NICKY C:yo dude i was so shit faced last night, i cant believe i hooked up with that girl.
JEROME: the girl wit the stoma?
NICKY C: ya dude, its aight tho she let me give her the ole choke poke!
JEROME: ahhhhhh shit NICKY C thats why ur my boiiiiiiii!
(they side bump)
JEROME: the girl wit the stoma?
NICKY C: ya dude, its aight tho she let me give her the ole choke poke!
JEROME: ahhhhhh shit NICKY C thats why ur my boiiiiiiii!
(they side bump)
by P-bone pt3 November 01, 2009
by Ilik February 18, 2008
Similar in style to a Pokey Bum Wank, only with less ferocity. More for the casual opportunist than than the full blown sexual misfit. Usually using only one digit.
Hey, i heard that Ghandi was photographed having a pokey bum wank last night? Na....it was just a quick wanky bum poke, he was in a hurry
by The Lo-Brary December 02, 2008
sex position where the female lies on her back, male lies on his side and slips his penis sideways into her vagina, then he touches and rubs her clitoris to give her pleasure.She has the feeling of being full of cock and the intense pleasure of clitoral massage.
She loves it when I poke 'n' stroke her, she likes to feel full of cock while her clit is being rubbed.
by Jake January 31, 2004
Friend: hey man so good to see you, wanna do something?
You: sorry bro just a poke 'n go. Maybe next time? Have you seen your mum?
You: sorry bro just a poke 'n go. Maybe next time? Have you seen your mum?
by Dodoit July 18, 2016
The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a strong sense of curiosity without a strong knowledge base. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments. It can be as simple as flicking a switch, or performing computer modifications. Consequences are usually significant, such as lost revenue, or even the loss of life.
Richard to himself: "Gee... I wonder what this does.", while changing the port of a website.
Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.
Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.
by Drew11766 July 10, 2006
Jello Poke Cake is a white cake baked normally but is then poked and liquid jello is poured over it. it is then frosted with a pudding cool hwhip combo. It is refridgerated and enjoyed by young and old.
by Tasty Snacks August 25, 2010