Slapping Plates

A term for going to the gym.

Originating from the sound of 45lb plates slapping each other, as yolked gym bros throw hundreds of pounds on the bar.

Gym bro 1: We slapping plates today?

Gym bro 2: Hell yeah bro, going for a PR.

by sheepbeerleague July 16, 2022

Pirate plating

An act of using parts and/or walls that are fastened into place, and then removed for other purposes in surface displacement.

My car was so corroded that we had to use pirate plating just to pass inspection. The only problem is none of my repairs were legit.

by Laser platforms November 3, 2022

Invictus Platinum

WHAT!? Have you seen this commercial!? They’re doing the thing! Look at it! Paco Rabanne I AM TOO! Aahahahahahaha!!!

Hym “Ha! Hahahahaha! Aha! That is priceless!”

Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”

Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”

Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”

Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”

by Hym Iam November 28, 2022

Burnout Platinum

The state at which one becomes so fed up with feelings of burnout that they become burnt out on said burnout itself.

Burnout Platinum is nothing compared to the indomitable human spirit that lies within Alexandria.

by Smatrick Smeverett December 14, 2022

Selling plates

the practice or occupation of engaging in sexual activity with someone for payment online/social media/only fans/ sex worker sites words, originate from oshane mcdermott

Excuse me, who is selling plates for the right price?
I am horny right now I would like to buy a plate

by anonymous June 8, 2023

Bud Platinum

I drink it almost exclusively and I'm not just going to stop because Matt fucking Walsh doesn't fucking like trannies. Matt walsh can suck a tranny dick.

Hym "Yeah, I'm not going to stop drinking bud platinum. Not that I drink all that often but still. If I go to buy some beer and bud platinum is GONE. I'm going to be livid!"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Silver plates?!

What you pretend-irritably toss back at present company when he "foreign languages you" with a casual request for or an acknowledgment of your assistance. (Obviously this would not be da case wif Gomez Addams, though, since he actually ENJOYS when Morticia speaks French, and so he would never feel irritable or resentful if she uttered thus to him.)

Person A, collecting small dropped objects from a pebbly beach, and passing them one-by-one to Person B to hold for him: S'il vous plait?
Person B, obligingly accepting said items from Person A, but feeling a bit disgusted at seemingly being utilized as merely a portable storage-unit: Silver plates?!

by QuacksO August 10, 2024