Plastic Fan

Someone who supports 9 different teams

A plastic fan is someone who supports Eastleigh arsenal and forest an example of the 9 teams

by Tinpot Todd February 28, 2019

riding the brown plastic pony

Using cough syrup that contains Dextromethorphan to get high.

"That guy was going on about the secret meaning of Xenogears...he must have been riding the brown plastic pony!"

by Glowing Fish May 25, 2006

hard shiny plastic

party girls that cant resist the hot boy, and rely on each other when all else fails. theres more to us then youll ever know. were emos, and were bitches. wed rather eat then actually be skinny. we like to save planes and ride air men. we love boys, but know they'll break our hearts. we love life and wouldnt trade these nights we wont remember with friends we'll never forget for ANYTHING.

The definition of hard shiny plastic is emily and kim, and you like it.

by emily April 11, 2005

plastic mines

A plastic mine is where raw plastic is extracted out of the earth. Since plastic isn't mined, this is completely wrong and used to flame idiots.

"OMg i r teh l33t hax0r"
"Shut the fuck up and go back down the plastic mines where you shall eat nothing but cardboard salt."

"Send the *Insert group of people* back down the plastic mines."

by Harry charlslichcroyden March 7, 2005

plastic wings

Plastic wings is where you engage in sexual intercourse with a female with an artificial appendage. This has to include a limb (arm, leg) therefore not the usual nose / breast / cosmetic enhancement plastic (which would make it a little bit OK).

Johnny won his plastic wings last night. He may have been disappointed but she was hopping when he bolted with her stereo and leg the next day.

by Claire Alexander June 16, 2008

Plastic Fan

A person who:

A) Changes the team they support
B) Supports more than one team
C) Has never been to see their team

Common misconceptions surrounding Plastic Fans suggest that they might know very little about the club’s history. However, in an attempt to overcompensate their shortcomings as a fan they meticulously research their club’s history a lot. If someone had supported another club/s then switched to their local, they are still considered to be plastic. The television or a stadium tour is not applicable to seeing your club play. You may only switch teams if your current goes into liquidation or relocates away.

These are the rules to see if you are a plastic fan. If you adhere to any of the above rules, you are a plastic fan.

Person 1: Did you know Spurs were the first team to do the double in 1961
Person 2: You’ve haven’t been supporting them for long you plastic fan. Bet you’ve never been to a match
Person 1: No but I had a stadium tour for my birthday
Person 3: I thought you supported Southend United anyway
Person 1: Yes, I do as well
Person 2: You’re so plastic
Person 1: No I’m not, I support both a lot. Did you know that Spurs won…
All: Shut up.

by TheCollins’EnglishDictionary January 31, 2020

Burning Plastic

To spend a lot of money over a short period of time using a credit card.

"Where's your wife?"

"She's out burning plastic on some new clothes."

by OrbitlFreinshipCannon June 23, 2014