Mayo on the Pizza

The action of ejaculating on your partners crotch while screaming "Ticklay Ticklay Ticklay". The V shape of the crotch represents the pizza covered in mayo.

When I pull out I like to put the Mayo on the Pizza

by Ticklay October 20, 2020

Pizza Dump

Taking a shit in the tank of a toilet whilst the bowl is clogged.

"Hey Man step to the side, I gotta take a pizza dump."

by Pannts June 1, 2018

Pizza Rape

When you force a pizza onto someone. For example, when you order a pizza to be delivered to a friend or significant other without their consent.

“You are so stubborn! Just let me order you a pizza, damn it! I don’t want to have to pizza rape you.”

by Normboo01 February 6, 2020

Pizza manipulation

The dark science of cutting a pizza unevenly, to your advantage, so that no one will notice that you got the bigger slice.

Cory has been dabbling in pizza manipulation. I used to be like him until I got called out at a party.

by Sweetcornz June 20, 2020

blue pizza

Something that is particularly gross/ discussing

That bag of chips we got from the kebab shop last night was like blue pizza
Or
That thing looks like blue pizza

by InTheKnow.07 March 7, 2021

purse pizza

When you’ve eaten more than your fair share of pizza at someone else’s house after a long night of drinking and it’s time to leave, but you want more pizza, so you shove a couple pieces in your purse on the way out.

I’m so wasted. How long until we’re home? Want some purse pizza?

by Heebee January 3, 2020

Pizza hoes

A type of female that works at a pizza joint. Don’t worry, there’s more too it than just that. It’s a great job for teenage girls to make some money and most importantly, make connections. These types of girls will be bound to cut off any relationships if they find the right pizza boy. It doesn’t matter if your a CEO for a multi million dollar business, the fact that you aren’t willing spit the type of game that some pizza boys do, you will lose every time. They feel so deeply connected with them because they spend most of their day engaging with them on numerous topics. This in hand, makes them reveal almost everything about themselves, how seductive?! We don’t know the long term effects of how long a relationship will last between the new pizza joint couple. For now, more research is being conducted and then be later published with a professional literature review and methodology on the findings. At the moment, it is best to end your relationship with your girlfriend or wife if she just got employed at a pizza joint. Bridges may be burnt but in the end, save yourself from the emotional struggle.

Guy 1: Hey man, where’s your girl working at nowadays?
Guy 2: Pizza joes I’m pretty sure
Guy 1: oh my god dude... you’re fucked
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: Because man! She’ll turn into one of the pizza hoes and cut you guys off!
Guy 2: oh shit, I might have to end things sadly
Guy 1: sadly? give yourself some self-respect and quit being a bitch about it
Guy 2: Your right, fuck her..

by sneakydudedictionary October 22, 2020