A Taxmans pizza generally describes the total devastation of a frozen pizza by means of leaving it in the oven for too long. One would ask, how does one mess up a pizza but such mysteries is put down by the sheer horrid smell and look of the burnt pizza.
Can also mean you're terrible with food.
Can also mean you're terrible with food.
"Did you hear about Chunk last night? He did a Taxmans pizza and it tastes like shit"
"Oh really? I heard he was a simp.
"Oh really? I heard he was a simp.
by PrincessTa June 27, 2023
Get the A Taxmans pizzamug. Teasing something for a long time but moving the date further into the future, while promising it will soon happen. Originating from a south park episode, in which G.R.R. Martin promises the arrival of pizza delivery and dragons without making any afford, while continuingly swearing they will arrive soon and they just need to wait a little longer.
by Senk3tsu August 2, 2023
Get the Pizza-Dragonmug. When you're having sex and you cum on their chest - grab a spoon and use the back of it to smear it around in a circle, the nips are already the peperonis and then you grab some olives and chuck it at them. Bone apple tea!
by Lemon Isit February 20, 2021
Get the Dirty Pizzamug. Ordering several pizzas, usually a prime number amount, laying them on a bed, or other flat surface, and gang banging on top of them.
by B!g B14CK $W4G July 28, 2016
Get the pizza palacemug. by GBBthugga December 1, 2020
Get the palio’s pizzamug. The action of ejaculating on your partners crotch while screaming "Ticklay Ticklay Ticklay". The V shape of the crotch represents the pizza covered in mayo.
by Ticklay October 20, 2020
Get the Mayo on the Pizzamug. When you force a pizza onto someone. For example, when you order a pizza to be delivered to a friend or significant other without their consent.
“You are so stubborn! Just let me order you a pizza, damn it! I don’t want to have to pizza rape you.”
by Normboo01 February 6, 2020
Get the Pizza Rapemug.