Pennsylvania Pencil Pusher

The act of shoving a freshly sharpened pencil into the penis, Then fucking a woman in the ass.

Hunter just gave Clayton a mean Pennsylvania Pencil Pusher.

by Tiptickler95 October 6, 2011

pennstated

pennstated - verb

1) the act of ruining something with one's genitals
2) using your genitals to get your boss fired

Example 1: If the coach is walking out with just one of his players, he got PennStated!

Example 2: Thanks for pennstating my marriage you lecherous whore

by pennstated November 15, 2011

pennsylvania dutch meatloaf

A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.

Yo bro, I totally gave that slut the pennsylvania dutch meatloaf last night!

by dan majerle's pubes January 1, 2009

Pennsylvania

A state in which the local residents like to blame outsiders for the problems of their state when it's the lacks of education and discipline of the youth that cause most of the problems.

No honey it's you ignorant tools that sprout your own crime here in Pennsylvania.

by JoeNJ2 May 6, 2011

Penny Arcade Forum

A breeding ground of stupidity and randomness.

The Penny Arcade Forum wil forever be my home.

by Bergy November 10, 2003

pennyholes

Pennyholes are everything what is UNDEFINABLE, inexpressible, incommunicable, unspeakable.

Pennyholes are the deep meaning of life which reveals itself in rare extatic moments of meditation or exultation.

Liz (with a bottle of Buckfast in her hand looking up the sky, 7am): I found my pennyholes! I found my pennyholes!

by Yahoodka May 17, 2006

Penny Chew

Rhyming slang for a Jew. The irony is in it's cheapness.

"You cheap Penny Chew" - When your mate doesn't cough up for their round.

" WTF i've just been Penny Chewed!!" - When someone beats you down with a shotgun on Gears of War

by Spondiferous Algae July 6, 2009