penis recoil

When a man is standing at a toilet, ready to piss, and then the urine comes out so fast and violently that the penis recoils like a gun and you spray all over the back of the seat.

Johnny: Dude, I just took a leak and I had some major penis recoil.

Nathan: Damnit man! You better have wiped the toilet seat down!

by hertel3k January 13, 2010

Penisidus

A very rare and serious infection that starts in the penis. After your penis becomes fully infected, it spreads to the testicles and other areas. Some symptoms are itching, redness, rapid hair growth in the penis and testicle area, and burning. If you experience these symptoms you need to notify your doctor immediately.

My penis is burning! Maybe it's penisidus!

by Dr.VagLicker September 15, 2010

penis whore

a whore who is in love with a huge penis, and only the penis.

damn that bitch be a penis whore

by manspider91 May 25, 2013

Ugly Penis

logan paul

Logan Paul has such an ugly penis

by OS GoST January 7, 2020

Star Penis

The famous move by Star Platinum from Jojo's Bizarre adventure. The stand Star Platinum extends his penis out as an attack with such sheer strength it obliterates anyone that comes in contact with it.

Behold the power of my Star Platinum's ultimate move, Star Penis!

by GamerGodSorgalino445 April 29, 2019

Thrashing penis

a penis that has gone completly out of control and thrashes about with fury

"omg that guy has a thrashing penis!"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

penisplosion

An intense abundance of fluid exiting the penis.

"Penisplosion" was the last word that Lynda remembers hearing before being shot against the wall by a neverending force of flowing semen.

by Borisimo September 28, 2003