pathnarc

Abbreviation: pathological narcissist. essentially a person who is determined to stay childish, win/lose and be a complete selfish dickhead unless the person they are interacting with has something they want (e.g. being nice to your boss but a dick to everyone else)

"I reckon Johnny's a pathnarc. He totally doesn't give a shit about other people and he's only respectful if you've got something he wants."

by magicbeest January 20, 2007

pathetic paddington

someone who is so desperate to create a new phrase that they looked up P names on babynames.com so they could find a good name to describe someone being pathetic

wow you are studying on a friday night? you are such a pathetic paddington

you are really adding this phrase onto urbandictionary.com? you are such a pathetic paddington

by candy sanchez December 9, 2008

pathed-ex

Awaiting a fed-ex package that arrives later than you wish comes from pathed-ex.

I am anxiously awaiting a package from fed-ex. It must be coming from pathed-ex.
The Christmas gifts you sent have not arrived yet. Did you send them by pathed-ex?

by kymnasium January 8, 2009

Pathetasist

An individual that is pathetic in every aspect of his/her life and actually seems to embrace it.

"He gets turned down by every girl...even the ugly ones. What a pathetasistic dork!"

by drawonthis March 12, 2009

Pathelmic

A disease known as being completely pathetic, or acting like a fool.

"Look at that completely PATHELMIC dude over there!"

"EW! That girl is PATHELMIC, she scratches her ass in public."

"AJ is PATHELMIC, he stood up a great girl, i'm going to kick his ass."

by CheyThelm June 19, 2009

Pathoren

An overwhelming feeling of completion and being as a whole; Superiority; A sense of distinction.

A pathoren feeling washed over him as he realized that at this moment, this is exactly where he belonged. No worries or cares, just close friends and good memories.

by Seruntul October 25, 2009

pathag

1. the shortened word for "pathagrean theorem"
2. an adjective used to describe something that is both "pathetic" and "fag" like

J.B. doesn't know how to use the pathag? that's sooo pathag!

by ohannahgee March 24, 2010