Filthy Panda

After engaging in Anal Intercourse and ejaculating, a male rubs his shitty, dripping cock across a females eyes..

I totally pulled out gave that bitch a filthy panda right in the face.

by Hunty14 January 07, 2011

compton pandas

Panda bear gangs that roam the streets of Compton at night. They instigate violent mosh pits at hard-metal shows around the country.

'Don't go to the hard metal show'
'why?'
'The Compton pandas'

by PandaBear3333 April 03, 2014

Panda-traffic

A grouping of vehicles (usually driving on a motorway) that has become 'stuck' precisely at the speed limit due to the presence of a police car travelling on the same road.

Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).

Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.

Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.

"Sorry I'm late. I would have been here two hours ago but got stuck in Panda-traffic on the M1"

by Merchantmoo January 16, 2014

panda strategy

being stupid, cute, and innocent (or often pretending to be) to make up for your inability to fend for yourself and/or lack of meaningful contributions in life, with the hopes that other people will love and support you out of pity. it's just like real pandas. literally the whole species is useless but they're only alive because "uwu cute"

he can't drive or do taxes, but everyone's happy to support him because he acts like he can't do anything wrong. he's forced to rely on the panda strategy for his survival.

by out getting milk August 27, 2023

panda bitch

A ratchet hoe with mascara running down her face from fake crying

Chantelliqua is such a panda bitch she always gets her way by tears

by bongbongcingchong November 23, 2015

Panda Squad

What you get when you mix a Dutch, Canadian, and Irish girl.

Man, Nancy’s squad is so cool, I wish i had a panda squad.

by nancyfunkfit September 23, 2018

inverse panda

To have contrastingly untanned skin around one's eyes as opposed to the tan on the rest of one's face (usually caused due to regular use of sunglasses or swim goggles) hence the name inverse panda.

Jemma : how did you manage the inverse panda?

Josie : well you can't have it all, i love swimming!!

by Grizzlygibbon June 01, 2014