puddle

A bad mood or depressive episode

I'm sorry for saying that mess, bro, I'm in a major puddle right now

by YummoTummo April 26, 2024

sissy puddles

when a sissy rubs their pathetic little clitty dixk until they cum in the palm of their own hand because they’ve watched so many CEI porn videos (Cum Eating Instructional) they now have to catch it all and slurp it up, for goddess.

Goddess Lana, a girl online, has me slurp my sissy puddles for her all the time.

by sillyboiv April 27, 2024

puddle check

When you check if your girlfriend is wet or aroused

“Damn girl, can I puddle check you real quick?”

by Rodneyrooster78 April 30, 2024

Puddle Shark

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.

Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark

by KRoo May 19, 2024

puddle huddle

When 3 or more tweakers gather round in a circle to 10 & 2 oil burners ..aka Study for their Math test.

Hey do you guys want to go and scrap some copper so we can get a puddle huddle going in a Minute

by Come down creep February 11, 2024

Dry puddle

Puddle that has evaporated and left a stain

I stepped on a dry puddle

by Definitionman92 February 14, 2024

puddle

the definition of a puddle is where people who are not on substances under 5'8 may drown. people named Dave, Will, David and Tim

ong theres a puddle keep will away from it

we cant go over it we can go under it we have to go through it, but not you will youll drown

by IAMABOVESIXFEET February 20, 2024