president poland

The man who invented Poland, Andrzej Poh Laand
"I, Andrzej Poh Land, claim this land as POLAND!" - President Poland
by Beanicus January 28, 2024
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Vise President

(n.) 1: a term created to refer to the vice president of a cat fanclub. It first came in use when a teenager made an error while spelling, and has since become a popular term.

2: can also be used to refer to someone with minimal intelligence
"I'm the vise president of Coco's fanclub!"
"Cool"

"You're a vise one"
"Mean"
by thaliayeet July 11, 2021
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president blowjob

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.
I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.
by MarkANator January 11, 2025
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former President

And the president at the time invited the Taliban to Camp David. A place of storied significance for us as Americans, a place where we honor the importance of American diplomacy, where we invite and receive respected world leaders. And this...FORMER PRESIDENT...as president, invited them to Camp David because he does not again appreciate the role and responsibility of the President of the United States to be commander in chief with a level of respect.
by YourPreudonym October 1, 2024
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A naive person who believes and repeats what he reads on Urban Dictionary
John is the Residents' Council president and doesn't know Urban Dctionary is crowdsourced with many definitions for each word.
by Suedanym March 5, 2021
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Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.
Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
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