Pork Chops

A man who grows massive side burns in the Shape of pork chops usually runs in the family.

Wow look at mattys pork chops they're fucking massive just like his dad's how mature.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

Pork Barrel

A term for funds given to lawmakers for their districts to enjoy.
But some, never gave the fund on them, they relied on a certain Chinese-Tausug woman to launder the bucks.
2 of them are actors, another an old fossil.

Pork Barrel is so much, Bong was put in jail.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

pork barrel

A form of Anal Sex, very rough ass bleeding Anal Sex. Specifically between two straight males without any lube. Pork Barreling is normally done when you have a bro crush on someone and they betray you, e only way to save the friendship is to hatefully Pork Barrel.

Scott, "Hey did you see Chett and Brad pork barreling in the school bathroom yesterday!"
Skot, "Yeah! I heard their assholes where gushing blood by the end of it!"
Scot' "Jesus I wonder what Brad did?!"

by Fashdag April 3, 2017

Pork 'n Beans

When a man rims a womans asshole until she shits lumpy diarrhea on his toungue

What did you do last night man?

I gave Jenna the pork 'n beans.

Thats nasty.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016

pork farmer

A pork farmer is a person who grows pork and keeps it on their body. Possibly in preparation for harvest. Although the reason for so much fat growth is not defined here.

The reason the term is 'pork farmer' and not some other meat word (such as 'beef farmer') is because 'pork' relates to porky which can be as defined in the urban dictionary but is also related to 'porky the pig' who is a fat cartoon pig with enough human mannerisms to make him like a small fat human. Human flesh is also said to taste like pork so 'pork' is the most appropriate meat word for this term.

To recognise a 'pork farmer' is easy. You will find that this term is easily integrated into your vocabulary.

ahh, haa, look at that 'pork farmer' - do a dance for us fat boy...

by Professor of new English June 30, 2005

pork chops

A term used to describe and deliciously hot chick.

When Phyllis puts on those fish-net stockings and red lipstick, she totally pork chops!

by Clinto-beans July 21, 2006

pork patrol

n.

1. a police force; or group of police officers

Last Halloween, the pork patrol was all over.

by PScril June 10, 2009