The Two Inch Pinch

Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch

I was real lonely last night so I gave myself The Two Inch Pinch.

by ooden September 18, 2016

the floppy pinwheel

The floppy pinwheel is when you jackoff and right before you cum, you start to spin your dick like a pinwheel so the cum goes everywhere.

The floppy pinwheel

by AllyOPaly July 12, 2017

Gentleman's Pinch

The gentleman's pinch is whats best described as Columbia's finest cocaine, usually consumed by the middle and upper class demographic, especially in places like Australia and New Zealand given the high price for this wonder drug. You will see on occasions a crack head that has saved up his/her payments from the government or pawned a stolen TV, lash out and treat themselves to a gram of gentleman's pinch, but this is definitely not the norm and will not threaten the status of the gentleman's pinch. It is widely socially acceptable due to the salubrious nature of the drug, and has a way of uniting people and has assisted in forging many life long friendships.

Hey Stu, we should get some gentleman's pinch to celebrate! You're not wrong Brad, let's see if old mate down the road has any that's top shelf and untouched! See if Seany is keen as well. Fuck remember the last time this happened, Brad went over to that group of chicks and offered them some of the finest gentleman's pinch, nek minute they were riding us like horses into battle!

by Gent Style November 21, 2019

dirty little chepin ches pin che che chespi chen chep ches chespin.

If you want to insult someone in chespin language.

Person 1: chespin sucks bro
Person 2: you're a dirty little chepin ches pin che che chespi chen chep ches chespin.

by ChespinPheoct December 23, 2021

pinherb

To urinate in one's bum.

Pinherb is short for 'Pee IN HER Butt"

You see that chick? I would SO pinherb!

by Khorrupt January 2, 2009

punched a midget

An act that while justifiable will ultimately result in embarrassment. The phrase is derived from the inevitable embarrassment that results from beating the shit out of a midget that is messing with your woman/insulting your honor. To allow him to continue will only lead to the shame of being hassled by a three foot tall circus performer, but knocking his teeth out will lead to looks of shock and disgust from passers by who did not witness the little person's earlier transgression.

So Mr. President, how goes the invasion of that third world nation?

Not good, i really punched a midget on that one.

by mongoose4342 July 17, 2006

pinch a loaf

to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus

dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?

by vix and da suz September 4, 2005