Pinching bag

Used to describe a person who is abnormally vulnerable to pinching or a victim of accessive domestic pinching.

Elouise stop it! what do you think I am! A pinching bag?

Have you seen those bruises under his arms! His Girlfriend must use him as a pinching bag.

by C.I.Kimo February 6, 2019

pinch proportions

Artistic proportions, most often applied to females, in which some body parts seem to be pinched to incredibly skinny measures, while others seem ballooned to unnecessarily large sizes. Most often used where a woman's waistline is pinched to the point where internal organs cannot possibly exist, and her breasts (and/or head) are ballooned to incredibly disproportionate sizes.

People really need to stop drawing with pinch proportions. These people are starting to look like aliens.

by ZippyDee October 3, 2011

Beetle pinch

When one sticks one in the pink and one in the stink and proceed to pinch like a beetle.

To be a true beetle pinch it has to be done to Drew's mum

by Drew's mum May 12, 2022

weathers pinch

when a person takes a huge pinch from your can of tobacco and leaves a small amount. usually not even enough for one last dip.

Hey man got a pinch?

Ya, just dont take a weathers pinch.

by FlightEquipSgt November 13, 2011

Pinch

A quantity of dip (tobacco product). Normally the amount of dip you can fit between your index finger and thumb. Common term among rednecks.

Hey! You got a pinch, Bubba?

by the central cringe April 28, 2017

Pinch and Pull

When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.

The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.

If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.

woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.

by Smokestacks May 16, 2018

pinching george

When you have to take a major dump after a meal, such as Taco Bell, but the time is not now, so you pretend as if there is an imaginary quarter up your asshole and you have to clench it there.

“Hey Mikey, are we almost home? I’m about to piss myself!”
“Bitch I’m getting bathroom first! I’ve been pinching George for the last 20 minutes!”

by Pinchinggeorge August 18, 2019