dont feed phil

a day when bam told phil he couldnt eat for 24 hours and put up billboarda and even when they went to a turbonegro concert, started a chant of phil is fat

poor fat phil, hes so fat.

by john gallione June 3, 2004

dr.phil

Dr.Phil is a daytime talk show host who is a disgrace to America. He constantly pretends to help people, everyone who appears on his show is most likely an actor. Is full of lifetimish quotes and sayings off Hallmark cards.

"I went to the counselor today, and she didn't even help, she's such a Dr. Phil!"

by Tiffany July 8, 2004

Phingerblast Phil

Opportunistic fingerbanging in the bathroom of a shiny-shirt club, sometimes in exchange for peppy tonics or other panacea(s). Usually performed by the best, in rapid succession with as many recipients as bartime allows for.

She was feeling tired so she let him Phingerblast Phil her up after which she continued Tiestoing.

As he Phingerblast Phil'd her, his friend exclaimed "Look at the speed and power of those hands!"

by DB#88 October 5, 2009

pulling a phil

when one abruptly leaves a place or situation due to various reasons such as awkwardness or other commitments

dude- you're pulling a phil right now- stay and finish the whole movie

by NY Knicks fan 1 November 3, 2010

Steely Phil

The name was coined to describe Arnold's (from the show Hey Arnold) grandpa, Phil, when he was a young boy playing chess. The term describes that Phil had nerves of steel. Today it is used to describe another boy named Phil that you all may know.

Steely Phil! Aceromente Felipe! Whats happnin? How bout those Patriots?

by Marbs September 24, 2008

CM Phil

The worst "fighter" in UFC history. The Glass Joe of MMA. Known for losing in 10 seconds to Mickey Gall, and then getting his ass kicked so hard, his opponent got fired for beating him too much. He fake fights again in AEW and is currently ruining the fed with his long, boring matches and redundant promos.

Did you see CM Phil fight in the octagon? He lost so bad his opponent got fired!

by idk9001 July 29, 2023

Dr. Phil

He has the best job in the world! Every weekday he gets paid to yell at a bunch of the stupidest brain-dead motherfuckers in America! I want that job!!

That Dr. Phil seriously needs to kick his show up a notch. For every stupid statement or action that one of his guests makes, he needs to make 'em spin a punishment wheel.

Dr. Phil: "Ok pal, for that 'eatin ain't cheatin' comment, the wheel says you gotta... ohhhh, damn! Fellate a bull? Well, the wheel don't lie. Better to get it over with now."

by Freudian Slit May 13, 2005