These three words, when combined, comprise of a meaning known to only one sentient being in all of the universe. Posers may say it, but none other than one man who shall not be named know the TRUE meaning of this incredible phrase. Interviews with the man who wishes not to be named have only resulted in very little information being revealed, among this is that the phrase originated recently, in Q4 of 2019. Further studies have been lackluster in information reveal, although upcoming studies and research may very well find the true meaning. Many conspiracy theories surround the phrase, all of which have been denied by he who knows the true origin and meaning of the statement.
by boilingpoop January 12, 2020
A person who watches excessive amounts of television, has no job, no ambition, no goals set for his/her life, respects whores instead of engaging in sexual activity, also no reguards for ones possesion ex. vehicles, living conditions etc.
by Credit Check International October 06, 2002
the slang expression often assciated with ppl who watch a lot of TV. tv is made of electron tube. "couch potato" is said to refer to the potato b/c it is a tubular vegatable w/ eyes (lil blacks specks on the potato) to symbolize some1's yeys, glued to the tube...
he's a lil couch potato.
by the man June 30, 2003
A person who watches or reads news media stories about things like Police Use of Deadly Force and then proceeds to second guess the Use of Force, without having any expertise or legal understanding of how and when it gets applied.
The Couch Expert phenomenon also includes journalists, broadcasters and reporters who do not take the time to learn or understand when and why it’s applied and when it’s justified or not.
Judges constantly fight these “couch expert” urges when they instruct juries to ignore all media.
The Couch Expert phenomenon also includes journalists, broadcasters and reporters who do not take the time to learn or understand when and why it’s applied and when it’s justified or not.
Judges constantly fight these “couch expert” urges when they instruct juries to ignore all media.
Since you’re such a Couch Expert why don’t you provide police officers your training on Use of Force
by Thank God For Police August 10, 2018
by ThatBushOutsideYourWindow April 08, 2010
homeless, jobless, loser, with no money, bumming around to find anyone that will let him sleep at their home for free.
"Dennis The Loser Rey", the Ultimate Couch Surfer, and 3-time convicted felon - unable to get a job, pay rent, find a woman, or even sell is shitty artwork to scrape up enough coin to buy a bean burrito, is couch surfing - desperately looking for a naive sucker with a place to plop is fat ass on their couch.
by BBDinOC April 07, 2017
A boy/girlfriend who is not yet used to being a boy/girlfriend. A boy/girlfriend that is good sometimes but then will put his friends in front of you
by A.Lam October 25, 2006