Lazy Emo

Emo who gets other people to cut his wrists because he's too lazy.

grass, george w. bush, lazy emo

by John Bonhovi July 4, 2010

Lazy Cunt

A person who cant get their ass out of their parents basement to do anything productive or get a legit job that pays them money and instead, spends that time jerking off, watching porn and playing so much video games and never going to sleep.

Parents: Why is this Lazy Cunt still in our house and he is 39 years old, he needs to actually obtain a real job.

by iMmA_rAgE_qUiT7727 April 24, 2020

lazy stix

black video game controllers. esp. xbox stix

yo i want the lazy stix

by tomdelonge December 16, 2007

Lazy Leelee

A particularly lazy person who avoids tasks.

Why won’t they get off their phone they’re such a lazy leelee.

by RoHoeSzn July 21, 2022

Lazy 5

The lazy 5 is giving someone 5 with the backs of your hands

It is usually done whilst driving or when you are just too damn lazy to turn your hand around. i.e Im sooo Sweet- Lazy 5

by John Dory April 9, 2008

lazy guy

A Guy line tied to a spinnaker sail that is not used on any tack is considered Lazy

Because the lazy Guy was dragging in the water so we needed to take up the slack

by Jack Maranto September 9, 2006

Lazy Susan

When 2 guys are at side by side urinals and someone runs up and rotates guy 1 so he pees on the feet of guy 2.

Mike used Jesse to lazy susan me.

by Rocket Saus October 18, 2008