Someone who starts watching TV with you and then starts changing the channel. As first watching the TV you should have control of the remote, anyone takes over is the couch invader.
"did you watch the OC last night?" "NO! my couch was totaly invaded last night!" "Dame! who was the couch invader?"
by Spoon Rape Victim June 3, 2009
Get the Couch Invadermug. A person who watches excessive amounts of television, has no job, no ambition, no goals set for his/her life, respects whores instead of engaging in sexual activity, also no reguards for ones possesion ex. vehicles, living conditions etc.
by Credit Check International October 5, 2002
Get the couch potatomug. the slang expression often assciated with ppl who watch a lot of TV. tv is made of electron tube. "couch potato" is said to refer to the potato b/c it is a tubular vegatable w/ eyes (lil blacks specks on the potato) to symbolize some1's yeys, glued to the tube...
by the man June 30, 2003
Get the couch potatomug. by ThatBushOutsideYourWindow April 8, 2010
Get the Couch Tomatomug. A person who watches or reads news media stories about things like Police Use of Deadly Force and then proceeds to second guess the Use of Force, without having any expertise or legal understanding of how and when it gets applied.
The Couch Expert phenomenon also includes journalists, broadcasters and reporters who do not take the time to learn or understand when and why it’s applied and when it’s justified or not.
Judges constantly fight these “couch expert” urges when they instruct juries to ignore all media.
The Couch Expert phenomenon also includes journalists, broadcasters and reporters who do not take the time to learn or understand when and why it’s applied and when it’s justified or not.
Judges constantly fight these “couch expert” urges when they instruct juries to ignore all media.
Since you’re such a Couch Expert why don’t you provide police officers your training on Use of Force
by Thank God For Police August 9, 2018
Get the Couch Expertmug. homeless, jobless, loser, with no money, bumming around to find anyone that will let him sleep at their home for free.
"Dennis The Loser Rey", the Ultimate Couch Surfer, and 3-time convicted felon - unable to get a job, pay rent, find a woman, or even sell is shitty artwork to scrape up enough coin to buy a bean burrito, is couch surfing - desperately looking for a naive sucker with a place to plop is fat ass on their couch.
by BBDinOC April 6, 2017
Get the Couch Surfermug. A boy/girlfriend who is not yet used to being a boy/girlfriend. A boy/girlfriend that is good sometimes but then will put his friends in front of you
by A.Lam October 25, 2006
Get the couch changemug.