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key cult

Also know as key club - focuses on community service and absolutely nothing else.
Derrick: Do you like key cult?
Lexi: No I hate it.

Derrick: Why do you go to it then?
Lexi: The hours.
by Little-elfie January 24, 2018
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master keying

a term locksmiths use for masturbating
mazda spent the day master keying in the bathroom
by vagina jim bob September 18, 2016
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Keys Game

A game that a tweaker couple plays in their home. The bitch hides the keys in furniture, clothes, books, holes in the wall, or in inconspicuous places throughout the room. Then when she leaves for her errands, the guy gets up from his sleep and looks for the keys in the room.
Aj- "Miss April and I played the Keys Game yesterday. Before she left she hid all these bags for me."

Me- "..."

Aj- "Isn't she wonderful? Do you see why I love this woman?"
by umbreonxxx March 6, 2020
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key to happiness

That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)
The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.
by QuacksO July 13, 2018
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cockpit key

A box cutter or utility knife. Used to gain entry to airplane cockpits for skyjacking.
Jason dropped the cockpit key on his foot and had to get stitches.
by 3speed March 23, 2010
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john key

my dad. john key is my dad because john key is a cool boy
John key: Where is my child
Me: right here father
John Key: Ah yes my child

Me: anyone who hates u can suck balls
by shadowsdad May 7, 2022
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Albuquer-key

A screwdriver and brick combination commonly used in the theft of a motor vehicle. A rock or other large heavy object can also be used in combination with the screwdriver.
"I lost my keys." "Don't worry, I've got my albuquer-key we can go."
by vxkestrelxv August 30, 2018
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