my number eight

Referring someone to the line: "You're my number eight because eight on it's side is infinity and that's what I feel like when I'm with you."

Kimmi: "I love you Marie, for you are my number eight."

by Kimmi Hauser October 5, 2007

Tragic Number

In sports, the opposite of the "magic number". The amount of games the team in 2nd place in a division needs to lose to lose the division.

Sportscenter: "The Yankees win tonight gives them a magic number of 7."

Red Sox fan: "Damn, now our tragic number is down to 7."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

the girl number formula

The actual amount of guys a girl has slept with, not the amount stated

actual # = 2*(given #) + (given #)/2

A girl said she hooked up with 2 people... its actually 5 by "the girl number formula"

by ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAC May 26, 2011

Number 45

Number 45 refers to the 45th President of the United States of America and who shall remain nameless for the the purposes of this definition. He is an ugly, corrupt, racist bastard who belongs in prison.

Journalist 1: Oh Christ, I'm not going to have a good day today.
Journalist 2: Why?
Journalist 1: My editor's just told me I have to go to the Whitehouse because Number 45 is giving a press conference.
Journalist 2: Whoa, that's some heavy shit right there. Good luck, dude.

by Minderbinder October 21, 2020

numbersexual

Being sexually attracted to numbers and other mathematical signs.

Person A: Oh yea I am numbersexual

Person B: *draws an 8 on the whiteboard*

Person A: *immediately cums*

by anonymous February 7, 2021

Number one star

When something is horrible, or is just bad. Originating from Australian TV show Roary, was introduced to the world by Australian celebrity D.Hayes.

You're my number one star.

by Mr.Rex October 20, 2008

number 1 asshole

One of your very good friends that will say what he is thinking at any moment in time. Often, his name is Bobby.

You can’t be a number 1 asshole. The slot is already taken by Bobby.

by Trex1980 June 24, 2018