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Woke

The state of pretending that a biological male can actually give birth to a human baby.
Steven said he read in a science book that men could actually give birth to a baby. I asked to see the book but he said he lost it. He’s pretty woke.
by Grut666 August 3, 2023
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woke

a word used to describe snowflakes that try to protest every real world issue (Ex: a snowflake on twitter promoting how homophobia is wrong)
snowflake: WHY DONT YOU SUPPORT LGBTQ+??
guy: im not woke like you, and im religious
by Zerore0 January 1, 2024
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Wokeness

Rich elites' attempt at turning women, LGBT people and non-whites into the enemies of the working class.
Karen: you're cishet white man! Chech your privilege! You're the problem!

Steve: I work 9 to 5, I have a mortgage and a student debt to boot. I get it, you're educated on social issues, but all of that propaganda is funded by billionaries. They want you to hate me, not them. Now, sod off with your wokeness.
by Siberian Lynx February 21, 2025
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romantically woke

When one person is in tune to their significant other's romantic needs, wants and desires.
Jenny is romantically woke when it comes to her relationship with Bradley.
by Mr. Leonard Finamore April 6, 2017
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woke

The president said something that's too woke and I'm mad
by sillyamerican062 November 21, 2022
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Woke Quest

People or Institutions that are trying to outcompete each other in achieving ESG or DEI goals.
Silicon Valley Bank's leadership went on a woke quest in their investments before they collapsed.
by jondich March 19, 2023
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Woke

Woke actually is about the patience of modern, simple, self absorbed people. They have patience with not destroying the world because they know that there are people who are worse off; like suffering people. Woke is when these self absorbed people wake up and lose their patience because they will find out that these suffering people were the reason there was any patience in the first place. This will be the end of the world (it's also because of nerds who are odd, talkative, and condescending with dumb faces, and weird rockstar, girl-like bodies).
Your martyrdom has me woke and needing some privacy and relief.

If you were woke, you'd be burning down the village.
by Mrrogers257 July 15, 2022
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