mess of crabs

a whole shit load of crotch critters

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs

by red kong July 6, 2014

dairy mess

When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.

Andrew ate poutine last night and made a huge dairy mess in his pants the next day

by capn' crunch February 7, 2014

Messed up

Any person named Ari or Arianna is just messed up, in general.

"That's messed up."
"Just like Ari over there"

by Midnightdragonroarslikeachilds November 9, 2021

Mess

A non-standard unit of measurement; usually heard in the Southern US States.

1: "Someone gave me a whole mess of cards."

2: "Here comes Jerome, he's a mess of trouble."

3: "We went fishing and caught a mess of fish."

by BochiZaRasu May 1, 2020

Middle eastern mess

the entire country of the middle Mediterraneans redistricted by Hitler in the 40s under different names.

'nobody cares about that middle eastern mess'

Like Beyonce said 'get out of here with that illuminati mess'

by anonymous August 10, 2025