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Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.
"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".
by John-0-notelb October 9, 2016
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Flutter minded

Verb

Having a (almost sickeningly) naive outlook on life

thinking you can do or change something or someone even though it’s proven to be impossible
That person really wants to try to run faster than the speed of light?! Oh my god, they’re is so flutter minded.
by Kawaii_TrashPanda69 February 14, 2021
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Salty Mind

equivalent to saying; overthinker; someone who is salty.

To have a salty mind is to, by definition of salty, is to be upset over something little and continue to overthink and dwell on this or these circumstances.
He has a Salty Mind and a Heavy Heart.
by The Salty Mind&The Heavy Heart February 24, 2020
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mind sanitiser

Vodka, or gin, or any high-strength alcohol-based product when taken for the purpose of cleansing the mind of horrible thoughts and images
Have you seen that toilet? Good grief, I need some mind sanitiser
by Todderz February 20, 2021
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Mind booggling

This posse cut is mind booggling!
by T-Lenious Monk May 3, 2011
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Mind Blownage

Due to the total plethora of mind blowing, you are left with an explosion of astronomical proportions in the cranial regency.

Example: in the case of felines partaking of cat nip, the mind retracts then expands at an extraordinary rate causing the proverbial mushroom cloud to appear hypothetically (but also realistically, intrinsically, metaphorically, and spiritually, etc.) between their ears in the absence of brain.
"The amount of cheese in the taco was Mind Blownage, brah" - Anonymous
by Jsas September 22, 2023
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Mind Rape

Ones thoughts when one is sensible enough to not rape people but horny enough to get of to the thought of doing it to a hot individual.
"Damn, just the thought of those shortsmade me mind rape her"
by SweetDaddyJ April 11, 2016
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