Shuffle and Deal

To pack a bong and hand it to someone else for smoking.

Matthew, I’m wrecked, won’t you shuffle and deal?

by The Hylander July 20, 2018

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by Rick morty November 23, 2021

Jew deal

When something is really expensive, a company will nickel and dime a lot of money out of you making it a Jew deal

Club Pilates: that’ll be $200 a month for 4 classes a month for Pilates

Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates

by Trump daddy 69 July 11, 2024

Sealed the deal

When some whore wants something, so she sucks you to completion to get it

Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face

by chorizogordo October 20, 2023

No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.

Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

Dealing smoke

When you deal the good

Hey you dealing smoke?

by 77feet February 15, 2020

Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024