nose noodle

When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go

Kyle picked his nose and a nose noodle came out

by AdolfStalinKhanMalema November 29, 2015

Nose First

When a male with a boner runs into a wall and their nose hits the wall first.

Man has a nose first down their

by Swfty50 April 21, 2021

English nose

Someone who is DEFINITELY gay but won't admit it can be described as having an English nose. Either that or they have a nose that derives from English roots.

Girl 1: Omg he is so cute!!!
Girl 2: Keep dreaming; he has an English nose, if ya catch my drift.

by 123endmysuffering456 December 22, 2016

Nose Buster

Nose Buster: when someone tells such a bad joke/pickup line, that you just want to punch yourself in the face and break your own nose.

OPPOSITE: Gut Buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.

A Nose Buster situation:
"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose."
"What?"
*(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
"BEEP!" (chortle chortle)
"Your lame."

by goldpie December 29, 2009

Nose tie

When you tie your nose hairs to a man or womans pubic hair make them cum then without cutting the hair you pull away from each other

You wanna see a nose tie

by The guy that did nose tie September 25, 2017

snob nose

A typical know-it-all, prissy, and snobby human being. Acts like he knows more than you, is better than you, and his views and thoughts are superior to your own.

Yeah, Tom, he's a really snob nose--he always tries to disprove your opinions.

by Coonpoonsoon December 11, 2017

a nose load

Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.

Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."

by pistolpete332 February 7, 2013