danger click

whenever you click on a link that is probably NSFW.
In a post on reddit about male and female chickens, somebody post a link with a supposedly "relevant image". I clicked it. Thankfully the danger click just lead to a funny picture.
by puputilover December 05, 2012
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click pto

nothing UwU click pto
by dude stan September 06, 2022
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Right click victim

People who's NFT got stolen is calling themselves amongst other things right click victims.
Dude, my NFT got stolen, please help me, iam a right click victim.
by Herobattler June 12, 2022
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click attender

Someone who claims to go to a specific event by clicking the "Attending" button on Facebook but never shows up when the actual event takes place. An easy way for one to pretend having a busy social life while actually staying home watching Netflix all time, and a great annoyance to the host of said event.
"Hey, I see you're going to John's party tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just click attending."

"Don't count on Alicia to show up, she's just a click attender"
by ChippieBW November 28, 2016
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pity click

Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.
Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..
by The Working Dead July 01, 2016
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Jedi Mind Click

Buying something online that you can't, or don't want to explain.
I didn't mean to buy all that porn. Someone must have performed a Jedi mind click on me.
by RenGVL December 28, 2014
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