the dreaded re-cap

The bad news of all your stupid drunk antics that comes from a close friend the night after partyin'

Dude #1: Dude, last night you pissed off of my balcony and got me a complaint from my apartment manager. You pissed in my sink and got piss all over my bathroom counter. You threw up on my carpet, then you called your girl over and made out with her after throwing up. You ran down the street by my house to get more beer and ended up getting stopped by a cop, then you told the cop that you were at my house so they came to make sure there was no under-age drinking going on. You drunk dialed every one on your phone. Then you ordered pizza and tried to make the obviously mormon pizza guy smoke weed for a tip. Then you tried to get tough with me when I told you to chill the fuck out. Yeah dude, you're 86'd from my pad.

Dude #2: Damn, I hate the dreaded re-cap

by dabizz March 24, 2008

re-diddly-donkulous

something so absurd, so idiotic that it makes a normal mind explode in aggravation.

She just bought 18 snackpacks and a hose, that's just re-diddly-donkulous.

by The Walking Tome of Knowledge December 1, 2006

re-wrap

When you get a bad gift and you just change the wrapping paper and pass it on to another person, similar to a re-gift (Often used with fruitcake.)

Dude, this fruitcake is a fuckin´re-wrap|

by Benji B. January 1, 2007

Quick Re-Entry

Is the act of not allowing a penis to go soft even though the person has ejaculated and has been outisde of the body for roughly 5 to 10 seconds only to them re-enter the person's same hole whilst still hard and continue having sex.

I pulled a quick re-entry on her she loved it.

by BrokenDragon March 14, 2016

Heater Re-Peter

When you take a really relieving early morning shit and glance down to see a perfectly sculpted replica of the peter you took in your heater the night before.

Hey babe, lats night was great! How was that Heater Re-Peter this morning? Did it have a little bend in it? Love you!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017

Re V-Card

When youre single for so long that your revirganized out of principle.

Michael hasnt had the touch of a woman in so long that he is officially revirginized and his re v-card can be taken once again.

by TuckFrump2021 July 19, 2021

Re-Dick-Ales

An Urban version of the word Ridiculous, usually used in the context of a sexual joke, although it can be used to point out something thats been driven way out of proportion or is unusually crazy.

Charlie: So I heard Lisa was sleeping with Rico!
Jen: That's Re-Dick-Ales!

by Ferdinand Maximilian November 28, 2010