maybe next weekend

A term used to avoid unpleasant situations while still managing to sound polite and slightly interested.

Jack O'Fonher:"Want to come to the movies with me? I'll even take you to dinner!"
Handa Mia: "Um.... I'm busy. Maybe next weekend"

Pamela Handerson: "You were great. Are you sure you don't want to spend the night?"
Mike Hawk: "Maybe next weekend"

by Nicky Ashley March 2, 2011

what's next

something is always next, what is it

Thanks for the blowjob. What's next?

by smeagal December 29, 2006

next tomorrow

How people with bad basic education say, 'the day after tomorrow'.

Bruh, after we done our macdonalds shift "next tomorrow" we finna go see chief keef's concert with 'em thot, turnt up finna cop j's.

by sir toppen. June 10, 2014

c u next tuesday

a girls private parts

c u next tuesday u cunt

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

c u next tuesday

term used to describe Carlos Boozer

"Boozer is a C U Next Tuesday" - Paul Silas.

by Miller March 24, 2005

girl next door

A girl next door is basically one of two people. She's either the girl you first had sex with and didn't dare tell anybody about it -- because she was less than a 5. OR, she was the girl you wish you had sex with and told everyone you did anyway -- because she was such a hottie.

Friend 1: Did you check out that new girl next door?
Friend 2: Yeah man, I did her yesterday.
Friend 1: No way, you didn't do her...
Friend 2: Sure I did... right after doing your sister.

by Prothimos September 24, 2007

The next episode

A blowjob before dying.

"We are both dying might as well watch the next episode"

by Cleddie February 17, 2019