My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles :(

by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022

my car in need for speed underground

Hey, wow, thats sad that you clicked my name and checked out my defintion. People dont normally want the definition for'my car in need for speed underground'. but, because your a lonely asshole, you feel the need to bag on a defintion i made months ago at 3:00 A.M. But if it raises your confidence, by all means, feel free! Now i think you need to go buy a dinner for one at your local grocer, then jack off to good charlotte and linkin park.

but thank you for your time, assflap!

by the artist formerly known as shut the fuck up June 7, 2004

I Need to Hit the Head

A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫

by Telephony April 6, 2017

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

When you're in dire need of more resources for an upcoming situation, eg. A night out that requires copious amounts of chemical stimulation.

Can also be used when you're in a situation where the females outnumber the males heavily.

Friend: Hey douche, we are going OUT tomorrow night and we are gonna hit it hard!

Me: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Man look at the pussy up in this place! We're gonna need a bigger boat.

by MontanaSpanner April 4, 2013

i need

a bad bleep uh addison rae

i need a bad bleep um addison rae lil shawty the baddest ya and she got her ways.

by clichetsnek July 22, 2020

People-Who-Need-To-Not

Social Miscreants
An incompetent, inconsiderate, or otherwise completely intolerable individual, causing others to feel that this individual needs to cease their irritating behaviour. This individual is highly unlikely to do so, and will forever remain needing 'to not'.

1- "That guy is staring at me, and he's really creepy. He needs to not."

2-
A: "A woman asked me at work today how the lift (elevator) works, because she's 'not from round these parts'..."
B: "She needs to not."

3- "They need to not. Get the smack-bat out."

4- Babies crying and mothers ignoring them/glaring at your look of judgment - a classic example of 'People-Who-Need-To-Not'.

by PineapplePolarBear March 29, 2013