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nep nap

whenever a nep takes a nap. he/she may be tired, drugged, or dead. then people may refer to this as a nep nap.

note: this nep is the nep from hyperdimension neptunia, you know, neptune. the older sister to nepgear (though she doesnt act like it)! if you dont know this you are not a weeb and shouldent be looking this up
fuckin normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nep: im tired *yawn* mugger: *jumps a nep* *holds chloroform cloth to neps face* thats right, have a

person: take a nep nap! nice nep nap.
nep: *snoring*

person 1: i think shes dead...
person 2: naaaah! shes just having a nep nap!
by a fucking weeb November 26, 2017
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Shit nap

When you shit so hard, you need to nap
When you nap so hard you take a shit
What's wrong with mike? I think he took a shit nap
by noshitsherlock1516 February 4, 2014
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Caddy Nap

1) The act of falling asleep when a girl or guy is trying to hook up with you.

2) A mid day nap that is longer than a cat nap, normally between classes
Dude, I so Caddy Napped Lisa last night, She was in my bed and everything, but I was just to tried from finals.
by DJ 12 Thr"AY" January 12, 2009
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Special Nap

The act of male members who engage in the activity of masturbation while discreetly disguising the dirty act as taking "a nap with the door locked and the lights off".
Corey- Tom do you want to play a video game?
Uncle Tom- No I'm gonna take a nap with the door locked and the lights off.
Corey- Oh you mean a special nap
by Jack 7 Black March 13, 2009
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nap

dude 1 - hey i lost my frog
dude 2 - that's nap
by toastie November 8, 2003
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turd nap

n. The act of turning into fertilizer; killed; a variant of "dirt nap".
"Kaylee, find that kid who's taken a turd nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne, try not to steal too much of their shit." - Mal; an outake from the Movie, Serenity
by spacedock December 22, 2005
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Nap Buzz

The euphoric state between waking and sleeping that's lost if you don't get back to bed quickly enough.
Walking between couch and bed: "Don't talk to me, you'll kill my nap buzz"

Or

Thinking: "If this piss takes any longer, I'll lose my nap buzz"
by WhiteSoul March 25, 2009
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