muscle tee

A shirt without sleeves, typically worn while working out or while being a douchebag or both

Dr. Rod do you think Stanley can pull off a muscle tee? “The shirt is fine, but he is not.”

by Tracy not Tori March 2, 2018

Muscle guy

Any person who works out, who can’t grow or gain size but walks around like they’re the biggest person ever.

There a lot of muscle guys in the gym today

by @smoochsmacker December 20, 2018

twat muscle

bitch, pussy, asshole,etc, anything you would call someone if you were mad, or frustrated with them

"Damn it Coolie you twat muscle, give me my shorts back!"

by Casey Hurn May 24, 2006

crumb muncher

children from a single mother (that you want to date)

Sally's got crumb munchers, they are eating up everything!

by KonChaang October 3, 2008

Rejection muscle

A married mans nickname for his wifes vagina.

Harry "I tried to score a root from the wife last night but I lucked out"

Joe "What happened"

Harry "She flexed her rejection muscle at me"

by Bigpeteoz December 14, 2009

Slut Muscle

A. A good-natured nickname or banter between Heterosexual bros.

B. Someone characterized by being a slutty un-thinking sex fiend with low standards, similar to someone who thinks with their dick (basically any straight male).

A: What's up you dirty Slut Muscle.

B: My friend Ben is a major slut muscle...he wants to bang all the bitches, regardless of what they look like. He's a regular bro.

by Fat Box June 18, 2012

Mattress muncher

A "Mattress muncher" is predominately male and of the same sex perswation, having said that its not totaly necessary as long as one male or female is face down munching a mattress with something hard entering a lubricated hole, it could be any hole as long as there is a mattress and a person face down in that mattress.

She was face down taking it hard from behind, she was "mattress muncher" or more commonly used, Elton john, what a "mattress munching" homosexual. Not to be used solely in a negative way but to explain a certain style, having said that its a good cuss, piss off you matress munching bell end, possibly from the Brighton area in the uk.

by Witmond April 14, 2013