Mullet

A mullet is when you have some nasty hair and you are dark and you are a teacher and it gets in your way because you don't know what to do.

Wow look at that mullet in her backpack.

by KE Flowe AKA ferari January 7, 2005

mullet toll

A fee charged by persons giving a mullet haircut to either an willing recipient or an involunary victim of mulletcide.

Miss Vicky charged a hefty mullet toll after her shameless act of mulletcide.

by Isolda August 9, 2006

mulletcorn

a unicorn with a mullet

Person 1: Did us see that mulletcorn?

Person 2: You mean the unicorn with a mullet?

by johnnymokmok October 2, 2007

Mullet man

Anybody who has any mullet type as a hair style.

MAN 1

Shut up, check it out.

MAN 2

What!

MAN 1

The Mullet man.

(Depending on the style of the Mullet there will be some type of background music playing. e.g Hard Rock, Hill Billy, Rod Stuart. )

by hitwenty July 11, 2010

proto-mullet

The mullet being an intelligent (but simple) life-form, a proto-mullet is a very simple (protean) mullet.

Paul Weller circa 1978
Paul Gray (Eddie & the Hotrods) circa 1977

by Ruggles Rugulatum November 11, 2003

mullet money

Money procured from accepting a dare to sport a mullet for a specified amount of time.

Eric just got 100 greens for cutting his hair into a mullet. Man, that's some dirty mullet money

by beiber fever January 2, 2011

Mullet

1 Stupid ass that lives in Melbourne Florida, that talks on the C.B. radio and is hated by most. 2 Slang word for a undesirable.

2 What a fucking Mullet

by THE REAL KING December 13, 2003