Montana Hannah

(Adj) A descriptive phrase used when you have the worst of both worlds.

“I saw a Dodge Charger limo the other day.”

“Yikes. That’s Montana Hannah for sure.”

by Itsmee November 17, 2020

Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.

by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021

montanasexual

Someone who is deeply inlove with montana from American horror story

“I love montana so much dude”
“Then youre montanasexual bro!”

by Mydaddyismicheal January 10, 2021

Montana

I hate living here man

Why would anyone wanna live in Montana?

by I’m friends with a nick February 12, 2021

Montana haircut

When you're getting a beej and their meth pipe bowl singes your pubic hair.

Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.

by Nosnah February 21, 2021

Montana Cheeseball

The Montana Cheeseball is the act of draining your yeast infection or other cheese like vaginal discharges into a water balloon, freezing the balloon and using it as a projectile aimed at someone’s face.

That knuckling dragging swamp cunt broke my cheek bone and nose when she hit me with her Montana Cheeseball.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Mittani Derangement Syndrome

Mittani Derangement Syndrome (MDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Spacelord Mittani, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason.

Villy, sadly, suffers from such a bad case of Mittani Derangement Syndrome that he can't handle people actually listening to his interview.

by Zabbara June 4, 2021