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Double Monday

During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.
"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"
by I Sweetss I May 30, 2018
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No Boner Monday

No Boner Monday is a day to challenge yourself, it is what it says.
Hey Josh! I see your boner, on No Boner Monday! WTF!
by Glunters_Exploration TTV November 1, 2020
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Monday

the day of the week before Tuesday and following Sunday.
I'll see you on Monday
by sigmamale1260 March 29, 2025
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Mondays

Proxy label for referring to a particular group or clique, be it geographic, socio-economic, racial, religious or what have you. Used to facilitate covert bigotry when in public. The group for which Mondays is proxied to is generally known by the audience using/listening to the term.

From joke - "know why group guys are called Mondays?" *why?* "well, no one likes a Monday."
White guys Tad & Chad are drinking, when a group of friends, all black (or brown, Asian, doesn't matter, T&Ch are assholes...) enter the bar. Tad says "Let's finish up before they change the music to all rap and hip hop." Chad replies "Shit, always the same; nobody likes Mondays."
by Hashtagthatsnothowhashtagswork February 14, 2021
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Monday Night Pedro

“If I score a hatrick tonight my girlfriend will let me pull a Monday Night Pedro”
by NaterTheHater November 20, 2021
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Black Monday

The first Monday after the NFL regular season ends where head coaches are typically fired by their respective franchises.
I hope Black Monday hits Mike McCarthy; he’s never heard of clock management!!
by CTO_DC4L January 10, 2022
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Blue Monday

There is none in your Sunday clothes.
... for there's no Blue Monday in your Sunday clothes!
by kubik2233 March 23, 2017
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