The Monday after any given Super Bowl, when all you do is get over your hang-over, and talk about the game.
Person 1: Oh.Em.Gee!!!! Did you see that one play yesterday?!?!?!? The one between the FedEx and UPS commericials? OH EM GEEEEEEE!!! It was RAD!!!!
Person 2: Stfu. I drank every time Da Bears scored, and got pretty hammered. Major hangover. Don't you see it's Super Bowl Monday?
Person 2: Stfu. I drank every time Da Bears scored, and got pretty hammered. Major hangover. Don't you see it's Super Bowl Monday?
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 13, 2008
Get the Super Bowl Monday mug.A hilarious TV show which shows kids with special needs trying to create music. It's seriously the funniest thing on TV.
Cast:
Cassidy "Can't spell my first name" Pope
Michael "Think my name is Jersey" Moriarty
Mike Genitals
Alex Lipshawed off
Elliot "Has a Pussy" James
Dummy Nolan
Basically, they try to imitate their favorite band Paramore with hilarious results! They're so bad at it, you have to laugh hysterically!
Cast:
Cassidy "Can't spell my first name" Pope
Michael "Think my name is Jersey" Moriarty
Mike Genitals
Alex Lipshawed off
Elliot "Has a Pussy" James
Dummy Nolan
Basically, they try to imitate their favorite band Paramore with hilarious results! They're so bad at it, you have to laugh hysterically!
Jim: Look everybody! "Hey Monday" is on!
Lisa: Really! Oh, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! This show is so funny!
Richard: I know, I love watching retarded kids try to make music! I just kills me!
Lisa: Really! Oh, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! This show is so funny!
Richard: I know, I love watching retarded kids try to make music! I just kills me!
by fgsfdsMASTER June 28, 2009
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1:your a waste-man
2:Wow, i beg you stop acting like a 'monday'
1:Check your mum bruv
2:OMG your a butterz little 'monday'
1:Hi
2:Just 'monday'
2:Wow, i beg you stop acting like a 'monday'
1:Check your mum bruv
2:OMG your a butterz little 'monday'
1:Hi
2:Just 'monday'
by Scille November 2, 2008
Get the Monday mug.a synonym for pakis and other western asian types, such as the turks, the indians, afgans and all them other smelly cunts
fletch: i fucking hate mondays
taxi driver: yeh me too, ballache init
fletch: yeh they fucking stink, everywhere you fucking look theres one there with there beady little eyes, and smelly turbans
ghandi: if theres a monday infront of me in the queue, i cant help but feel i should be infront of them.
taxi driver: yeh me too, ballache init
fletch: yeh they fucking stink, everywhere you fucking look theres one there with there beady little eyes, and smelly turbans
ghandi: if theres a monday infront of me in the queue, i cant help but feel i should be infront of them.
by swellhead1118 July 19, 2010
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Note: It is unfortunate that some of the people considered to be "Mondays" are born and raised in less then suitable environments, and therefore, can't be blamed for who they are. It is also important to note that the majority of a whole ethnic group was oppressed and forced into poor living conditions which intern causes the generalization of that whole ethnic group to be labeled as "Mondays".
Monday:" Mel Gibson sure is a Monday"
Mondays:" The KKK, NBPP, and every other Gang who creates hate and violence are a bunch of Mondays"
Note: It is unfortunate that some of the people considered to be "Mondays" are born and raised in less then suitable environments, and therefore, can't be blamed for who they are. It is also important to note that the majority of a whole ethnic group was oppressed and forced into poor living conditions which intern causes the generalization of that whole ethnic group to be labeled as "Mondays".
Monday:" Mel Gibson sure is a Monday"
Mondays:" The KKK, NBPP, and every other Gang who creates hate and violence are a bunch of Mondays"
by UnderGod January 16, 2011
Get the Monday (Mondays) mug.Lawrie: Shit Do I hate Mondays, my wife left me, I got fired form my job, and I have recently lost control of my bowels. What do I have to live for?
Riley: Looks like you could use a good ol' dose of Monday Porn!!!
Riley: Looks like you could use a good ol' dose of Monday Porn!!!
by Eth The Chief February 23, 2009
Get the Monday Porn mug.Facebook Mondays, or FBM, occurs when a facebook user enters their account on Monday morning to discover they have been tagged in numerous photos that capture their recent indiscretions of the weekend. Typically this includes photos of one engaging in activities that they're not particularly proud of. As a result, the individual finds themselves having to untag multiple photos to relieve themselves of embarrassment. When a user finds themselves in this position they have been hit with a case of "Facebook Mondays."
Susan opens her facebook account with a look of shock on her face.
Bob: What's wrong?
Susan: Facebook Mondays...there's so many drunk pictures of me from this weekend!
What?! I had no idea I was making out with that chick, who took these pictures?! FBM!
Bob: What's wrong?
Susan: Facebook Mondays...there's so many drunk pictures of me from this weekend!
What?! I had no idea I was making out with that chick, who took these pictures?! FBM!
by Anthubc2010- Facebook Mondays October 15, 2010
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