MAGA Mole

Someone that verbalizes and signals their democratic leaning but are actually closest MAGAs that love guns, camping, and sporting unblazoned red MAGA coloured caps.

Hey John, you constantly spew democratic rhetoric at me but in real life you are a closeted MAGA, you are way too handy on the gun range, love your Patriot Campers, constantly wear flannelette shirts and sport a blank MAGA coloured cap. What gives, bro? Henceforth you will be known as Jonald Trump the MAGA Mole.

by JimBim2 December 18, 2024

fat mole

A sad sad man who drives a 2004 lawnmower late at night upsetting all his neighbours and when he’s not doing that he’s sat in a lay-by attacking his mates villages on coin master what a sad little mole.

The Fat Mole was put in the back of the police car. He was going down for life all because he had a shitty little decat to make up for his tiny penis.

by Brooo119 July 11, 2023

Crack A Mole

When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.

"I just wanted a BJ, but she insisted on giving me a Crack a mole instead"

by Micheal Seagram March 20, 2020

Crazy Mole

A mentally incapacitated user who creates lots of new accounts that moderators have to play whack a mole to get rid of.

That spammer is a crazy mole

by DenUrandom January 16, 2023

Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya?

Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya? A common question, and prompt.

I'll dish up after the show. Show ends, no movement. It pops up, Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya?

by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020

Dashing Mole

A person who brings up random subjects, and when some one calls them out they throw a fit.

Don't be a Dashing Mole, no one likes them.

by TheCardinalRanger January 17, 2024

Star nosed mole

Bro, I banged this bird last night and her arsehole looked like a Star Nosed Mole was winking at me!

That arsehole looks like a Star Nosed Mole digging its way out of hibernation!

by BushyBikiniLine June 07, 2021