Minnesota Intellectual

An individual who has obtained a menial to moderate education, but nevertheless acts as though he possesses superior intellectual ability. This individual will frequently ignore blatant evidence to the contrary. This trait is often exhibited by Minnesotans and relates to the high esteem in which they hold their state."

Example 1:

Louis: "Minnesota is the best state. I am so glad I don't live in Texas"

Richard: "Have you ever been to Texas?"

Louis: "No, but I heard it's awful."

Richard: "Minnesota is colder than a witch's tit half the year, and plagued with bugs and tornadoes the other half."

Louis: "Yeah, but people in Texas are stupid."

Richard: "Didn't you graduate from Saint Cloud State after being rejected from UT Austin?"

Louis: "So?"

Richard: "You are such a Minnesota intellectual. Leave the state for once."

by TruthMonger May 3, 2011

Minneapolis

Ghetto as hell...that all i gatta say..'GHETTO'

Britney Thinks she ghetto cuz she lived in minneapolis since she was two!


Someone Bitchin out britney about being ghetto: Dont try and act like your all Ghetto!

Britney: I AM GHETTO! i lived in minneapolis!

by Shay May 13, 2005

Minnemurder Hood

Minnemurder Hood is any neighborhood located in Minnesota that can be declared ghetto.

Those Minnemurder Hood boys will blow your brains out.

by Minnemurder Boss Cash September 3, 2010

Minneapolis

The coldest city in America. The city touts it's literacy rate, healthy population, low crime, high culture and numerous parks in a desperate attempt to lure residents to the frigid metro. The nickname "Mini Apple" is an even less subtle effort to bring oblivious New Yorkers to the region. The city bears a strong resemblance to Kansas city, Omaha, Des Moines and suburban Chicago, and thus is of little interest.

Polar bear- "It's so cold!"

Penguin- "Not as bad as Minneapolis."

by minneapolitan November 13, 2010

Eagan, Minnesota

A city in southwestern Minnesota where females believe shaving of their bodies is a sin.

Did you hear that colleen doesn't shave?
Of course, she lives in Eagan, Minnesota.

by kizzle andizzle February 10, 2009

Minneapolis Skyline

When a girl bends over to show you her lower back tattoo.

"Check out that waitress over there, she's giving us the Minneapolis Skyline."

by ThatGuyEveryoneLikes September 5, 2013

minnesota bagel

When a lonley man from minnesota puts a

bagel on his dick and rotates it in his spare time

I have nothing to do tinight so i might as well do a minnesota bagel

by michlovin July 21, 2015