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Michigan

A place where it could go from fall, spring, summer, and winter all in a matter of hours. It could be freezing one minute, then super hot with a tornado the next. Winters are long and sometimes don't end until May. The state is also known for having a bitchy Karen as a governor at the moment, but that will no longer be the case with the governor election next year. The potholes in the roads and in parking lots are also a nightmare.

The beaches used to be very calm and spacious, but now the beaches (especially in the Grand Traverse area) are super crowded and are being invaded/ruined by tourists because of ABC New's stupid broadcast about the Sleeping Bear Dune's some time around 2010. Now locals can't enjoy the dunes like they used to.

Agriculture, mining, lumber, manufacturing, tourism, car manufacturing, and trade between Canada/other states on the Great Lakes make up the economy.

We also created celebrities like Eminem and Alice Cooper.
If you come to Michigan, don't leave trash on our beaches or change the landscape, it really pisses us off and you can be fined/end up in jail. Watch out for potholes as well, some are so big and deep that they can total your car. If you visit Frankenmuth, hit up Bronner's, it's the biggest Christmas store in the world! If you go into towns like Glen Arbor, Ann Arbor, Frankenmuth, or Traverse City, hit up the Cherry Republic, they have some gourmet shit that's all cherry based! Mackinac Island is the place you wanna go for a weekend of drinking, just be sure that if you get a hotel room on the mainland that you manage your time well so you can catch your boat! If you're near
Whitefish Bay on the beach, keep an eye out because you might see the ghost of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
by Failurebitch June 3, 2025
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Michigan pinner

A Michigan pinner is when rolling a joint you put as much stinky sticky Michigan grown weed in the provided rolling paper as possible.
Damn Levi you got 4.2 grams in that zigzag that's a Michigan pinner if I ever saw one, let's smoke.
by LePour January 6, 2024
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Michigan railgun

When two partners proceed to have intercorse in the state of Michigan. The female inserts a dead roadkill inside of the males Anus while he proceeds to masterbate.
Guy: starts masterbating
Guy: what the fuck is that smell
Girl: it’s the dead rabbit I shoved in your ass
Guy: *faps harder to Michigan railgun*
by Pussycrunch69 September 26, 2022
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Michigan Mango

The act of sticking a seed in someone’s asshole then waiting for their shit to fertilize it and make it grow. Once it grows you consume the crop and throw it up into their pussy.
I am ready to Michigan Mango my wife tonight
by RealDoctor34 September 28, 2025
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Michigan

The southern part sucks ass but the northern parts are beautiful.
“Hey, bro wanna go to Michigan?”
“As long as we go up north.”
Of course I don’t be in the ghettos.”
by Ioskaosposl February 10, 2021
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Michigan Cowboy

Sexual Position Involving 2 people roleplaying their idea of what Cowboys from Michigan would do.
Have you tried the Michigan Cowboy with your new GF? It’s so much fun.
by Michigan Man Handler March 26, 2022
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Once upon a time, there was a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Detroit Michigan. Welcome to the stage, Trixie Mattel!
by MARJATTA June 10, 2024
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