Manchester United

An advertising and merchandise team based in the North-West of England. Their rival is Manchester City but the difference is that Machester City is actually a football team. They spend their profits on ridiculously overpriced players in a football "club". Despite them, however, they are only 6th in the Premier League table (impressive, I must say). Their manager is the second most hated manager in the Premier League (Arsen Wenger as first). They eventually plan to kill football and steal every good player in the world for themselves. After that, they'll attempt world domination and build massive robots of mass destruction and wipe us all out. Goodbye world, it was good while it lasted...

Person A: "I'm quite sure Manchester United is more like a rich store nowadays.."
Manchester United: "Fuck you"

by HalloM8 June 25, 2017

Manchester United

A football team in England. Currently the most supported team in the world. Anyone who says Liverpool are better are scouse Bastards and should come down to Manchester and fight me.

Manchester United are the best team in the UK

by Alfie Eastwood June 5, 2020

Manchester City

Also known as "bottlejobs". A football club that was created in 2011 by rich Arabs. Since then, the club won 5 premier leagues but not a single european trophy 😹. Their fans are mostly invisible.

Here's an argument the majority of Man City's "fans" use:
Liverpool fan: Hahaha you lost the champions League final
Manchester City fan: Where are your premier leagues?

by NotACityFan October 4, 2022

Mech

A person’s name, Mech is a very unique as well is the rarest name for a person and is also one of the most interesting person with a great personality. If you know anyone name “Mech” just know you’re very lucky cuz that is a one in a life time after all Mech is a very rare person. Mech is the chill admiring funniest cutest coolest smartest sweetest kindest most loyal and honest person with W rizz. So next time if you’re trying to find an amazing friend just go find yourself a Mech (if you’re lucky)

Person A: aw man I really want a cool loyal honest friend that I can trust!

Person B: just go find yourself a Mech, you won’t regret it.

by Gangstermm July 26, 2023

Meacham

The last name of my best friend in the entire fucking world.She is also a vegetarian.Good for her!And the last name of her brother who I used to have a crush on...but that's a different story.

Emily Meacham is the shit!!!!

Random Person: Who is that emo fat kid kid over there eating all the tofu?

Me: That Sir, is my best friend Emily Meacham and if you ever call her fat again, I'll bust your fucking face.And then I'll tie you up and perform the Mulligan on you bitch!!!!!!!Suck on that!!!!!!!!

;p
Love you Emily!
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

by SamEJE October 18, 2008

Manchester

City in the North-West of England, not the middle areas...that's the Home Counties and Midlands.
Manchester: Wet, busy. The entire place is known as Greater Manchester. Smaller cities are located in G.M. such as Oldham, Salford, Sale etc.
More boring than London but the drivers are better and safer, i.e. they stop.
Got some really cool concert venues (M.E.N. Arena, Manchester Apollo, Manchester Academy.)
People from Manchester are called Mancunians.
Possibly the biggest town in the North.
Often known as the New Jersey of England (by me).

Manchester is a really big city where foreigners often get lost. Public transport is both unreliable and crap.

by WatchingAmerica December 7, 2006

Manchina

The anus of an asian male whose anus has not been cleaned properly after defecation.

My manchina is sticky because I only wiped twice.

by Mr. Panda's Rim December 15, 2011