The sweetest, most kind hearted person on the planet. She has a big butt and an even bigger heart. This makes her easy to take advantage of, but try not to. At first she may seem intimidating, but she truly cares for every individual and gives 100% effort into everything she does. Megan can always find a way to make you laugh and will always be there for you. She's a friend that you'll want to keep forever. Cherish the time you spend with her because you will definitely miss it when it's gone.
by 32yaboi51 July 02, 2017
A scottish lady with a really oversized Somalian forehead but white as fuck, also a very big sheep thats easily peered pressured and think smokings cool
by Francisco Malone June 11, 2019
Megan Archer is one of the baddest ratchets there is. She argues with Alexa and WINS. She is a hard core baller. In more ways than one. =0 There is one and only one of these creatures and many have and are trying to capture her for research and cloning purposes. Good luck to anyone that crosses paths with this beautiful blonde unicorn! (You're gonna need it)
by G$allDay October 03, 2020
Honestly the best girlfriend i ever had. She was cute, funny, smart, relatable pretty much everything i could ever ask for. we had many facetime "dates" and nothing made me happier then when i was with her. she was just amazing and i didnt deserve her and she didnt reallyw deserve me i was a bad kid. and when we broke up it was months before i got over her. when we brokeup i still texted her but it just wasnt the same i ended up becoming worse then i already was. but overall the best girlfriend i will have.
by ILOVEUMEG November 09, 2020
the best sister in the world. she loves skateboarding and dancing(: she is like really good at dancing tho like omg im jealous. she gets scared really easily. but i love her. black guys seem to like her but thats just cuz she takes after her big sister Lauryn. she thinks she kinda gangster but,she isnt(: jk she totally is! i love megan!!
by laurynisbomb August 31, 2011
This type of person is very small usually around 4ft, blond and likes to shovel matts down their throats if you do see this person approach with care or run away
That person is a Megan Clark
"Megan Clark runnnnn!!!!!!"
"Megan Clark runnnnn!!!!!!"
by Captain Long Fingers April 22, 2017