Matt Nasty

When you're having sex with a fat person, you slide your penis inbetween their folds of fat until you climax into the belly button.

Person A: "You had sex with someone THAT fat?!"
Person B: "Yeah! It gave me the chance to do a Matt Nasty!"

by Bryan Z. July 28, 2006

Marty

Someone who selflessly gives of themselves. One who is altruistic and kind. One who works against all odd without, at times, the thanks of others. One who makes a great difference in all lives they touch.

That woman is such a Marty. She is always working to help. I wish I had her capabilities and drive!

by Juiciest Gem November 9, 2011

Matt

A kid that literally made out of fucking glass. Broke more shit then as many things Derek rose has injurys. Never comes to school always has an excuse

Top 10 excuses

-10 bronchitis in the foot

-9 Matt day

-8 went to go get a drink

-7 sorry guys I had to go to shop and stop with my mom and12 at night

-6 my 13 sibling were blocking the door

-5 didn't feel like going

-4 sorry didn't feel like going to school this month

-3 yeah not going to school this year just one year what's it going to do

-2 I'm dropping out I can always come back

-1 I was making my lunch until it grew arms and snapped my great

by Alex T August 16, 2016

Matt

matt is a person who is easy to fall for with his good looks and amazing personality, but he can be extremely hard to read. When you spend time with him he's sweet and lovable but when your away from each other you'll be confused if he even likes you as a friend or not. And not to mention you'll miss him like crazy. When matt DOES have a girlfriend, he will be a very good boyfriend, and treat her well. BEWARE because matt will leave you confused for a LONG time, and you won't be able to give up or forget about him.

Girl 1: Does matt hate me or something?
Girl 2: I dont know...hes so confusing.

by rose2088 October 1, 2011

Matt

Matt is a very creative and extremely ambitious person. He is not afraid to break the rules sometimes and have fun, but he knows where the boundaries lie. Matt has a serious side to him, but he is also goofy and fun. He is responsible, trustworthy, intelligent, and kind. He knows what he believes in and sticks to it. He is respectful to both others and himself. Matt knows how to enjoy the little and beautiful things in life, like sunsets and stargazing. He has great taste in music and in movies. He has excellent moral standards for both himself and those with whom he surrounds himself. Matt is the kind of guy who makes you want to become a better person, and once you know him, you won't forget him.

Matt is the one of the greatest friends I've ever had!

by Vubaluberubie July 19, 2010

Matt Wark

An extremely good looking, ripped male who excels in all sports known to man. Matt Wark is extremely muscular. He is the founder of the bodybuilding association known as "Swoll Patrol".
Girls are naturally drawn to his huge muscles and stunning good looks. People Matt Wark is often confused with: Michael Jordan, Usain Bolt, A-Rod, Kelly Slater, Danny Way and Chuck Norris. Matt Wark is usually reffered to as a "Sexy Beast".

Guy 1: Did you see Matt Wark just dunk from half court?
Guy 2: No he was moving to fast it was just a blurr.
Girl 1: Hes so muscular! I want his bod!

by mrfrikinawesome August 3, 2011

matt damon

Someone who always has to be THE MAN in a movie. Usually supernaturally smart.

(except in Team America LOL)

Matt Stone and Trey Parker are right. It's about time Matt Damon looked like an ugly dumbass on the big screen

by John Kerry is a good dad January 14, 2005