Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 13, 2022

Mash pack

When your hungry asf from munchies and stop at the gas station, then proceed to buy out the store.

Yo I was toasted as a strolls an ran to the station to load up a mash pack!

by Titus dyfilid March 12, 2019

Mashing Taters

The male to male scissor

I walked in on 2 guys mashing taters.

by Thomas Oslanski March 28, 2024

Mashed Shitatoes

The act of shitting in the shower, then stomping the shit through the shower drain/grate. There then is a rat that eats the shit in the sewer and finds its way to a diner, home, etc... The rat then dies in a potato bin from ingesting whatever nasty garbage you ate and shit out, gets mistaken for a potato, Gets fried and eaten by some fat little kid who looks like gibby from icarly.

Dude I ate a mashed shitatoes today, the rat really looked Like a potato!

by Jersey King October 01, 2020

Mash

this isnt any ordinary mash u prick. its what 2 couples do when they send love like mia khalifa but she is a shit example for love. a good example of love is when u try to shove ur dick (ass) into ur crushs ass (dick) yk what i mean

woah jessica i had mash with josh
woah i had mash with ur daddy
the fuck

by big mama sksksjsjkskdlalwnwnfk October 27, 2020

mash

-cool
-pretty
-great
-pretty much the same as "mint"

Gabby is so mash, would love to bang her.

by ace candy April 16, 2014

Mash

to leave or exit an event or location

I finna Mash.(I am going to leave)

This place is weak lets Mash (This place sucks, lets leave)

by Akuma2169 March 07, 2009