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Can This Marriage Be Saved?

Ask any young couple how long their marriage will last, and chances are, they'll say forever, says Clark University psychologis
A long-running Ladies' Home Journal column that started in 1953, called "Can This Marriage Be Saved?," features real-life couples and the juicy
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Marriage under the sun

Paleolithic Shamanic marriage witnessed by God.

Mafia/ gangs / diatribes term

A covert marriage claim, where the intended victum my or may not now that they are being trafficked. Marriages under the sun, are characterized by abuse, forced prostitution and sex slavery.
Some say the Sun is a conscience energy. In olden times, Braves would have a Marriage under the sun.
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Foetida Marriage

A Foetida marriage is a platonic female marriage, which is a variant of the term lavender marriage, whereby two female friends bond together around the age of 30 and onwards, unable to form significant romantic relationships, they bond together out of a need for companionship. Coined after the Latin term "Rosa foetida", a yellow Persian rose which is symbolic of platonic friendship.
"Did you hear?" "Annabelle and Marchella have a foetida marriage, I hear they even got a house together".
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Barack Obama: Marriage Definer

Does you wife have parents? Are HER parents... YOUR parents?
Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."

Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
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orange marriage

A marriage of two best friends with two separate best friends
My bestie and I are in an orange marriage, when our husband's have a boys night, we have a girls night!
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Child marriage

Marrying a child
Child marriage is legal in the Muslim world
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Marriage

Shiv Roy: I wish Marriage was something different from The box set death march
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