Land Manatee

An overweight consumer, whose natural habitat is usually slopping over the edges of a "Li'l Rascal" style motorized shopping cart in America's retail centers. Often characterized by a body odor made up of medical ointments and bad hygiene and a general disregard for the space the fill in an aisle, Land Manatees are not generally dangerous so long as one is wise enough to not disrupt them in their habitat.

"Did you see those land manatees in aisle 10?"

by icondropout October 16, 2014

Maneating

When a man eats in a manner that feminists do not like

Stop maneating you evil man,woman supremacy (im an anti feminist dont hate me)

by Anti feminism September 4, 2018

maneater

adj. Describes something outragously awesome and over the top. The meaning expresses higher intensity than such words as hella, stellar, wicked, and d'gorgeous.

Ex. Yo Caryn, those new sunglasses are so maneater!

by caryn and bryan inc. July 19, 2005

manatee hand

A word that can be used to described one's hands after the act of heating another man's testicles in cupped hands.

Justin had some crazy manatee hands, after heating Eric's balls.

by Will March 3, 2004

Manatee

Back in the old days Pirates would have intercourse with Manatee's after being at sea for a very long time.

Manatee means "Pirate Pussy".

by Astra0172 November 20, 2010

manatee

natures speed bump!god gave us somthing to have fun with.............

lets hit that manatee and cetch some air!!! woo hoo

by damian s November 6, 2007

mandate

a date with a man, especially when both are men

As a former cheerleader who enjoys kissing bald men on the tops of their heads, Dubya has enjoyed numerous mandates.

by dbb123 November 8, 2011